How Stephanie Got Rich

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How Stephanie Got Rich

Post by F5iver » Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:34 pm

Stephanie was no idiot. She knew all there was to know about cosmetology, and came to school each day looking spectacular. She also had the distinct advantage of dating someone who knew more about science fiction than most anyone around. So she knew about the coming calamity and the ruin of the earth. It was no surprise to her when the world slipped into chaos and dystopia. And Stephanie was the only one who knew the tremendous need for beauty products – shampoos, make-up and Retin-A. With her corner on the market, she became one of the richest after the fall.

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Re: How Stephanie Got Rich

Post by strawman » Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:03 pm

The problem is that zombies have no vanity. Vain zombies would need a LOT of make-up. Stephie's Mary Kay downline would be truly awesome.
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