Masterchef

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Masterchef

Post by Phenopath » Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:13 pm

Masterchef fan fiction, this may be lost on non-Brits...
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The great chef stepped forward and stooped to inspect the dish presented by the seventh contestant.

"Very well presented," he pronounced. "In the French style, as one would expect."

With a silver knife and fork he carved a sliver of the meat, which he popped into his mouth before chewing furiously. His face was a picture of concentration.

"Ah! No no," he frowned. "This will never do! I am afraid that your liver is far too overcooked, and criminally under-seasoned. Its very disappointing."

Crestfallen, the pale young cook limped from the room. The bandage at his side began to seep.
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Re: Masterchef

Post by eric_marsh » Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:18 am

I like it. Do I need to learn about Masterchef to like it more?
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Re: Masterchef

Post by Phenopath » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:12 pm

Not really, only to appreciate Michel Roux's top gastronomic pundity ;)
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Re: Masterchef

Post by F5iver » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:05 am

Ew ew ew

No that's a clever cleaver.

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Re: Masterchef

Post by Phenopath » Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:20 pm

Cool, I thought that a cookery based reality TV show might be a bit of an abstract concept.
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Re: Masterchef

Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:28 pm

Phenopath wrote:Cool, I thought that a cookery based reality TV show might be a bit of an abstract concept.
Not at all. I just figured it was a Brit version of "Iron Chef."

Tasty drabble, Mr.Pheno.
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