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Bsides 07 - Jeez Louise

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:20 pm
by Kevin Anderson
Jeez Louise
by Robert Scotellaro

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"Jeez Louise," Frank says to Delores, as he glances from his window at the long line of onlookers—Father Gomez among them. "They're still out there."
Across the room their six-year old Chihuahua , Shorty, lounges atop a penthouse of cushions. "I fixed Shorty something," Delores says. "Should get him going again..."


Artwork by Bo Kaier

Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:46 pm
by strawman
The way I see it, Norm, you got two choices:

1) Repent
2) Get fitted for asbestos underwear.

Perhaps Kevin would be AMENable to adding a listener poll?

Good music and art. Guess they'll be going down with you. I alone, having washed my ears with holy water, am survived to come and tell you this tale.

Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:30 am
by DougallStrange
flippin Sweet a nice small chunk of blasphemy to start the day of right. Excellent Job Robert Scotellero

Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:41 am
by internalogic
Okay.

What I want to say is that what you people are doing to those of us who listen to these things while out in public spaces is just wrong.

I mean, I'm in the freaking library man! And I think my facial expression (restrained constipated-esque frozen smile with head turned right and about 75 degrees upward) looks weird and creepy at best.....at BEST! and it's not going away!

Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:50 pm
by strawman
internalogic wrote:Okay.

What I want to say is that what you people are doing to those of us who listen to these things while out in public spaces is just wrong.

I mean, I'm in the freaking library man! And I think my facial expression (restrained constipated-esque frozen smile with head turned right and about 75 degrees upward) looks weird and creepy at best.....at BEST! and it's not going away!
You mean, like this?




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Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:12 am
by internalogic
Hm.

Combine that with this

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and you've pretty much got the picture.

I'm tired of walking around looking like this.

Something's gotta give.

Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:19 am
by StalinSays
Hold on to that grimace: you're destined for higher office!

Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:18 pm
by Phenopath
Nice one, blasphemy is good but scatology is better. Drabblecast is going back to its roots?

Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:09 pm
by ROU Killing Time
Phenopath wrote:Nice one, blasphemy is good but scatology is better. Drabblecast is going back to its roots?
They transplated the roots into the b-side planter.

Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:03 pm
by Mr. Tweedy
I LOLed.

I thought it was a perfect satire of people's tendency to seek deep significance in stupid things. People crowding around in breathless anticipation, waiting for a dog to crap on the lawn. Ain't it the truth? Girls queueing up for hours for the chance to glimpse the star of "Twilight." People swamping the phone system to cast their American Idol votes. The general delirium that will erupt next year when the new Hollywood starlet is revealed (whoever she happens to be). Ain't it the truth?

People think things are important because someone told them it was important, not because it actually changes their lives in any way.

Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:47 pm
by groomporter
internalogic wrote:Okay.

What I want to say is that what you people are doing to those of us who listen to these things while out in public spaces is just wrong.
I'll second that, I was listening to it on my iPod at work while surrounded by Catholic/Hispanics, but I managed to not laugh out loud.

Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:53 pm
by dreamrock
internalogic wrote:What I want to say is that what you people are doing to those of us who listen to these things while out in public spaces is just wrong.
The victims of my weirdness are used to it already. I think you should listen to more Drabblecasts and possibly do zany things like wear a pink argyle sock on one foot and pixel skull sock on the other foot and help acclimate them. :twisted:

Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:48 am
by tbaker2500
A story built around the phrase "Holy Sh*t".

Pretty funny!

Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:13 pm
by Traxer
In listening to this, I think I said "What the crap?" multiple times before realizing how fitting it really was. And then I kept saying it because...well...do I need to explain?

Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:00 pm
by eric_marsh
It's kind of like a car fire with toasted passengers inside. Totally disgusting, but somehow a it compels you to listen.

Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:01 am
by Talia
eric_marsh wrote:It's kind of like a car fire with toasted passengers inside. Totally disgusting, but somehow a it compels you to listen.
You frequently listen to car fires with toasted passengers?

Is this available on ITunes, or do I need to track down a torrent?

:P

Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:54 pm
by strawman
This belongs in the Podcasts and Such thread. What's the RSS?

Re: B Sides 7 - Jeez Louise

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:53 pm
by Unblinking
Hilarious! Loved it loved it. I will think of this the next time someone declares that waterstains under an overpass look like the Virgin Mary.

Re: Bsides 07 - Jeez Louise

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:21 am
by jack9091
Nice one, blasphemy is good but scatology is better. ......

Re: Bsides 07 - Jeez Louise

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 1:17 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Welcome aboard, Jack9091!

I find it interesting that 9091 is a port of interest to some hackers. :shock:
Even more fascinating is that 9091 is the largest prime number, less than 9092!!! :)