Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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dinosaurmonkey
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I Suggest You Try It

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I used hypnotic suggestion to quit smoking
Next alcohol
Then to lose weight
Now I can't do a thing without being directed
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Re: Fast Friends (+10)

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dinosaurmonkey wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 5:51 pm When I turn to suggest we order some pizza
he isn't there

Grabbing a knife, I wonder how many beers I've had
I should be good
It’s been a week
And the first of my gifts
Has yet to be acknowledged

I worked so hard on it

Perhaps he’s unable to see ghosts
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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Re: Yummy

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dinosaurmonkey wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 5:59 pm My stomach is hurting but it's my own fault
I invited friends over for my homemade cookies
But then I ate everyone
Love it. Whatcha gonna do with all those leftover cookies?
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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It’s easy to lose touch.

People change jobs, move away

Or just vanish.

Why can’t they accept that’s what happened to you?
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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Re: Fast Friends (+10)

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Suomy Nona wrote: Sun Apr 11, 2021 1:00 pm
It’s been a week
And the first of my gifts
Has yet to be acknowledged

I worked so hard on it

Perhaps he’s unable to see ghosts
It's been a week
And for the 1st time I regret killing someone
He was a kindred spirit

And I feel like he's still here with me
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Re: Yummy

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Suomy Nona wrote: Sun Apr 11, 2021 1:06 pm
dinosaurmonkey wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 5:59 pm My stomach is hurting but it's my own fault
I invited friends over for my homemade cookies
But then I ate everyone
Love it. Whatcha gonna do with all those leftover cookies?
I may lace them with poison and invite a new friend over...
or drug them and give them to a neighbor...
but I'm a glutton, so they probably won't last the afternoon.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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Suomy Nona wrote: Sun Apr 11, 2021 1:20 pm It’s easy to lose touch.

People change jobs, move away

Or just vanish.

Why can’t they accept that’s what happened to you?

This is spot-on. Love it.
It's the other way to look at the same idea as of one I haven't posted yet, so I guess it will be todays!
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Goodbyes Are So Final

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It's never easy saying goodbye to the ones you love
So I don't anymore
I have started locking them in the basement instead
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(Or)

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It's been a week since he escaped
suffering only a few slashes

I too am on the mend
I must be on my guard
I expect retaliation
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A Secure Home

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There was a pounding on the front door at two in the morning
I would have been scared but I had made sure she couldn't escape
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Post Apocalypse Post Script

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It took us sixteen years to fight off the zombie hoards. Four more to discover artificial preservatives were the cause.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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The 100 character limit was a challenge. It wasn’t until they pulled the knife away that anyone said they meant letters.
Let me through, I'm a colour therapist!
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Information Please...

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They said they'd call with instructions
He sat by the phone for days

Today an envelope arrived
"Your number is unlisted"
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Saving My Energy

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I've gotten lazy in my old age
But it is merely a practicality
I must conserve energy
My battery is only rated for 150 years
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As the last embers smolder
he looks at what was his entire life represented in the form of a house now in ashes
And he smiles
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Recipe for Disaster

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I wanted to make her breakfast for our 10th anniversary
She asked me to cook a Dutch Baby

And then she was horrified by me?!
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She said yes
They planned a wedding
They fought
Had kids
Fought
Had affairs
Fought
Divorced
Fought
Died
And this was love
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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She walks slowly towards me

Ready to embrace me

I know I should leave her

But I am seduced
By the scent
Of her decaying flesh
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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She was ecstatic when he told her "I want us to be together forever"

She was horrified
waking to find their bodies grafted
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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There's a sinkhole in my backyard
It's gotten deeper every night since it opened
When it's deep enough I intend to jump in
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