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Suomy Nona
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Enjoy Summer Camp, Kids!

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You’re not far.

Drive north about four miles
and take the gravel road on the left.

That‘ll take you right to Crystal Lake.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
dinosaurmonkey
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Re: Enjoy Summer Camp, Kids!

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Suomy Nona wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 2:02 pm You’re not far.

Drive north about four miles
and take the gravel road on the left.

That‘ll take you right to Crystal Lake.
I just finished going through the whole catalog (even the reboot) but still couldn't find the place
so I appreciate the help, Mrs Voorhees

(I like!)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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God isn't cold, uncaring and absent.
It just doesn't matter to God what we believe in as long as there are souls to devour.
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Terms and Conditions May Apply

Post by dinosaurmonkey »

The words were said
The bargain was made
And now that it is time to tender payment you want to renegotiate terms?
Go to hell
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Re: Terms and Conditions May Apply

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dinosaurmonkey wrote: Sun Jun 06, 2021 3:09 am The words were said
The bargain was made
And now that it is time to tender payment you want to renegotiate terms?
Go to hell
If your current lender won't renew your business loan, you can go to their competitor.
No one else is in the soul business.
dinosaurmonkey
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Re: Terms and Conditions May Apply

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dmckee wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:41 pm
dinosaurmonkey wrote: Sun Jun 06, 2021 3:09 am The words were said
The bargain was made
And now that it is time to tender payment you want to renegotiate terms?
Go to hell
If your current lender won't renew your business loan, you can go to their competitor.
No one else is in the soul business.
Would you be willing to co-signing the "loan" papers with me? I promise I'm good for it. It's just with my credit score...
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dinosaurmonkey
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The Past Doesn't Stay Buried Long

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It took five hours to dig the hole. I threw her in.
As I filled it back up I thought
I hope it will be deep enough... this time.
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Not Starring Kim C.

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The mannequin stood motionless in the display
Exactly as it is meant to
Why would you expect it to do anything else
Weirdo
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Tornado Season

Post by dinosaurmonkey »

As the klaxon sounds we run for the storm shelter.

Panicking I think,
How do I explain the girl I have locked up down there.
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