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Post by munsi » Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:20 pm

I could take Stephen Hawking in a fistfight. Unless he built some sort of robotic exoskeleton. Which he probably would.

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Post by munsi » Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:22 pm

Mr.Shadowbxre wrote:He dreamed of writing a story of epic proportions. Alas, the 100 character limit stood in his way like a great stone wall.
...oh, and this made me giggle

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Post by strawman » Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:34 pm

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Post by strawman » Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:46 pm

Signs of the end-times: A truck-driving tea partier won Kennedy's seat, and all the toilets in Washington overflowed.
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Post by moonowl » Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:59 pm

munsi wrote:I could take Stephen Hawking in a fistfight. Unless he built some sort of robotic exoskeleton. Which he probably would.
AWESOME!
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Post by HPHovercraft » Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:01 pm

My first, and possibly, last attempt at a twitfic twabble --

Signs flash by. Head pounding, coffee lukewarm in hand, he drives. He will be late to work, and there will be no car parks.

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Post by Damp_Obsession » Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:55 pm

"I ain't running and crying this time." The pig chuckled, loading his pistol.

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Post by Mr.Shadowbxre » Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:28 pm

munsi wrote:I could take Stephen Hawking in a fistfight. Unless he built some sort of robotic exoskeleton. Which he probably would.
I could total see this being a Robot Chicken episode. :)
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Post by swamp » Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:59 pm

Yes, doctor, I can only speak 100 characters an hour. So can we break our sessions into smaller slots? It all started when

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Post by strawman » Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:00 pm

That will be $75.
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Post by dreamrock » Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:18 am

munsi wrote:I could take Stephen Hawking in a fistfight. Unless he built some sort of robotic exoskeleton. Which he probably would.
:lol: If twabble-picking becomes a democracy, I vote this for pres-- err, twabble of the week.

Yeah, yeah, I'm a huge Hawking fan, but ... well, that's really it.
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Post by moonowl » Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:30 am

dreamrock wrote:
munsi wrote:I could take Stephen Hawking in a fistfight. Unless he built some sort of robotic exoskeleton. Which he probably would.
:lol: If twabble-picking becomes a democracy, I vote this for pres-- err, twabble of the week.

Yeah, yeah, I'm a huge Hawking fan, but ... well, that's really it.

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Post by themorg » Fri Jan 22, 2010 8:42 am

Finally tomorrow after four years, I'm gonna march into your office and FINALLY tell you whats been on my mind! Nothing!
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Post by moonowl » Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:49 pm

themorg wrote:Finally tomorrow after four years, I'm gonna march into your office and FINALLY tell you whats been on my mind! Nothing!
Hey, I work with him!
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Post by themorg » Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:20 pm

moonowl wrote:Hey, I work with him!

yea we all have worked with him.
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Post by moonowl » Fri Jan 22, 2010 7:00 pm

I don't even know if I want kids she mused. Time was running out on her clock. She patted the tiny eruptions under her skin.




Inspired bu the Surinam toad, that hatches eggs from a membrane in her back. Blech.
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Post by tbaker2500 » Fri Jan 22, 2010 7:13 pm

Not inspired by "Set another place for Dinner" ? Early DC episode. :-)
didn't know about that toad. Maybe that inspired Set Another Place.
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Post by dreamrock » Fri Jan 22, 2010 7:33 pm

I miss that Friday feeling. The relief, the respite. It has gone away like kittens and that one hit wonder we used to love.
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Post by moonowl » Fri Jan 22, 2010 8:30 pm

tbaker2500 wrote:Not inspired by "Set another place for Dinner" ?
Oh yeah, that was the Pimple right? I forgot all about that one!
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