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[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Minutes of discomfort are terminated by a sudden, orgasmic release. My dog looks so happy as I wipe the mucus off my face.



Alternate title: Never look TOO closely for foxtails up the snoz.
(God blesses those who bless... Uh, er something like that.)

[themorg]

Minutes of discomfort are terminated by a sudden, orgasmic release. My dog looks so happy as I wipe the mucus off my face.



Alternate title: Never look TOO close for foxtails up the snoz.
(God blesses those who bless... Uh, er something like that.)

that one almost needed a NC-17 then i read the title

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

that one almost needed a NC-17 then i read the title

That's snot, what I meant.
(Where's that halo smiley?)

[dreamrock]

I refer to sneezing as a "nosegasm" in impolite company. I knew exactly what you meant even before I notice you had titled it. Turning unpleasant experiences into high quality twabble? Not the perfect recompense, but still excellent work.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Thanks!

Along that line...

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

In his last broadcast, Barney sang, "I rule you. You rule me. Someone rules us, secretly."
His body was found days later.

[MattMooreWrites]

"How'd you wind up down here?" "Cut in line at the Pearly Gates. I thought no one would mind." "Bad move, Mother Theresa."

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

... "Bad move, Mother Theresa."

Welcome aboard!

But Mother Theresa died 13 years ago. Is the line for Heaven really that long?

[strawman]

And worse yet, no "h", throwing off the count.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Easily fixed by changing "How'd" to "How did".


Dust was everywhere, but for a well-worn trail leading to a dog flap.
Jim crept to the desk and rang the bell for St. Peter.

[munsi]

In his last broadcast, Barney sang, "I rule you. You rule me. Someone rules us, secretly."
His body was found days later.

ACCEPTED!!!

Throw a point up on the big board! Wait, what? We haven't installed the big board yet? Next week? Oh, okay. Well, accept my congratulations on this amusing bit of twabble, then

[juliasd]

“I know you lost your mind,” the nurse said, “but I found it!”
“Where was it?” I asked.
“Well, in the gutter,” she replied.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

In his last broadcast, Barney sang, "I rule you. You rule me. Someone rules us, secretly."
His body was found days later.

ACCEPTED!!!

Throw a point up on the big board! Wait, what? We haven't installed the big board yet? Next week? Oh, okay. Well, accept my congratulations on this amusing bit of twabble, then

Thanks, but I forgot to make clear that that was a riff on both Barney and one of the sick earworms in my head.
Googling, I found an old Filk song -- which I probably heard at some point.
Check out The Illuminati Polka by Tom Smith -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm5go6mVqwU

[tbaker2500]

“I know you lost your mind,” the nurse said, “but I found it!”
“Where was it?” I asked.
“Well, in the gutter,” she replied.

This one is very cute.

[juliasd]

This one is very cute.

Thanks Tbaker! I've been on hiatus for a bit and I'm trying to get back into the Twabble mindset.

[tbaker2500]

He was well aware he was on a watch list. However, the Drabblecast was ultimately the real reason for his incarceration.

[tbaker2500]

He did a poor job shaving, leaving patches of uneven stubble. He didn't care, since no one got close enough to him to tell.

[munsi]

"Look," he said to me, "friends help friends disappear corpses, no questions asked!"
I sighed and went to get my shovel.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

"Look," he said to me, "friends help friends disappear corpses, no questions asked!"
I sighed and went to get my shovel.

That's what you get for borrowing his truck, earlier.

[Veganvampire]

I ask the tap-dancing squid rehearsing on my desk, “After listening to the drabblecast, is this the norm?” “Sure, man.”

((Last three words))