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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by nevermore_66 » Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:56 pm

Eating Disorders

I said, "Love your body, eat what you like, & don't worry what your peers think." And that boy grew up to be Jeffrey Dahmer.
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Post by kidkohl » Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:42 am

Better than Bosley

If it wasn't for the desire the virus infused scalp had for brains, we would have made a killing on the transplant market.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:52 am

kidkohl wrote:If it wasn't for the desire the virus infused scalp had for brains, we would have made a killing on the transplant market.
Instead of making a killing with the transplant? :wink:
Talk about hair "plugging".
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Sitting Comfortably?

Post by seani » Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:03 pm

My tattooist; powerful, psychotic, a perfectionist.

Sobbing, I realise he'll never complete the fractal on my chest.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:23 pm

seani wrote:My tattooist; powerful, psychotic, a perfectionist.

Sobbing, I realise he'll never complete the fractal on my chest.
What a pansy! If it's a fractal, then half the pain is on the imaginary axis. :wink: :D

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Post by eric_marsh » Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:08 pm

Secretively, Ted turned on his cell phone. His 747 started falling from the sky. Ted quickly turned the phone off again.
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Post by strawman » Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:40 pm

Bravo!
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by seani » Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:53 pm

@Algernon

:D

Do I have you to thank for the online Twabble editor? If so, "thanks", it's a solid aid to increased productivity / totally wasting my time.
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Post by Poppydragon » Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:08 pm

eric_marsh wrote:Secretively, Ted turned on his cell phone. His 747 started falling from the sky. Ted quickly turned the phone off again.
Ted had to have a slightly embarrassed smile when he did this though, please tell me he did :lol:

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Post by strawman » Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:56 pm

Please return your seat and tray table to the fully locked and loaded position.
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Every cloud...

Post by seani » Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:34 pm

"Tasty" thought Rover, sinking his teeth in for the 1st time today.

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Post by nevermore_66 » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:48 pm

About a Girl

You can hear it nightly. In the flat over the arcade, a dwarf plays sad plastic kazoo nocturnes to a crumpled photo of her.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:49 pm

seani wrote:Do I have you to thank for the online Twabble editor? If so, "thanks", it's a solid aid to increased productivity / totally wasting my time.
Yeah that was me. My "thanks" is that I haven't "won" the twabble-off in months. :cry:

But it's fascinating as the twabble thread seems to be the biggest draw for new forum members.

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Post by seani » Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:26 pm

The cost of admission on Twabbles is quite low in several ways. It's manageable to spend time on, but it doesn't sting too much to be passed over. I'll see if I feel the same way when I've been continuously elbowed out of the way for a few months.
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Post by seani » Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:45 pm

nevermore_66 wrote:About a Girl

You can hear it nightly. In the flat over the arcade, a dwarf plays sad plastic kazoo nocturnes to a crumpled photo of her.
"kazoo nocturnes"

Ace.
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Post by nevermore_66 » Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:58 pm

seani wrote:"kazoo nocturnes"

Ace.

Thank you. I'm rather fond of the chest fractal 8)
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Post by eric_marsh » Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:00 am

Poppydragon wrote:
eric_marsh wrote:Secretively, Ted turned on his cell phone. His 747 started falling from the sky. Ted quickly turned the phone off again.
Ted had to have a slightly embarrassed smile when he did this though, please tell me he did :lol:
Oh, I'm sure that he did. :)
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Post by eric_marsh » Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:06 am

There was something about Ed that just pissed God off. After Ed escaped a car wreck God sent an asteroid. That did the job.
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Re: Sitting Comfortably?

Post by munsi » Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:36 am

seani wrote:My tattooist; powerful, psychotic, a perfectionist.

Sobbing, I realise he'll never complete the fractal on my chest.
...horrifying and hillarious. horriflarious!

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