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Ranger Yoda · Post by **Ranger Yoda** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:07 am

As of late the fragrance I told you about coming from the neighbor’s garage seems as if to say “Tio Eddie is in the freezer”

Ranger Yoda · Post by **Ranger Yoda** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:14 am

A Mongolian Death Worm Hoodie! Where did you say you got it? Why not bastard! Maybe I misunderstood, might be the syntax.

TheJebi · Post by **TheJebi** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:43 pm

I stumbled back into the domain of the weirdos, and survailed my suroundings. Much had changed, and yet all was the same.

dreamrock · Post by **dreamrock** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:53 pm

'Tis an auspicious return. Welcome back!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 12:30 am

"The most precious possession that ever comes to a man is a woman's heart."
Betsy fanned the air. "Oops, I misheard you."

TheJebi · Post by **TheJebi** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 5:19 am

The huntsman gave a box to the queen. Eagerly she opened it, wrinkling her nose at the stench.

"This... is not her heart."

Phenopath · Post by **Phenopath** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 12:34 pm

The fantasist lived with his mother and liked Honey Nut Cheerios for breakfast. Every day he rode the centipede to work.

nowicki1283 · Post by **nowicki1283** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 8:15 pm

The Bob Triology:

Bob the narcissist stared at his new neural reprogrammer with reverence. Now they would all know the glory of being Bob!

The all-against-all-out war of the Bobs was at an end. The only survivor stood victorious atop the rotting pile of Bobs.

Alas he was lonely; in the end tending the cloning vats was his only joy. History runs in cycles or so say the Bobstorians.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 11:07 pm

nowicki, I salute you.

So many people fantacize: 'Harmony would come if everyone were me.'

They never consider that the 'glory of being Bob' is no glory in a world packed with Bobs. The only solution: They must die.

Ah, but what then about the narcssism? He must follow his bliss: Bobs.

A brilliant triple play. Perhaps Norm would do us the honor...

Travelin Corpse Feet · Post by **Travelin Corpse Feet** » Sun Jun 06, 2010 3:52 am

"Yellow dye?"
"Check."
"Black dye?"
"Check."
"Pollen?"
"Check."
The man nodded.
"Gentlemen, it’s time for Plan Bee."

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sun Jun 06, 2010 4:02 am

BoohiZZZ

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sun Jun 06, 2010 8:19 am

But if I should lose your love, dear,
I don't know what I'd do.
Guess I'd muddle through,
until I find another ewe.
Ewe two.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sun Jun 06, 2010 1:05 pm

Ode to Dolly, by Bono.

nowicki1283 · Post by **nowicki1283** » Sun Jun 06, 2010 4:34 pm

Thank you Strawman! it's been a while since I have put out a twitfic with a message; glad it was noted and enjoyed.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sun Jun 06, 2010 4:49 pm

Ditto that.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sun Jun 06, 2010 4:54 pm

Jim's virus was a success; everyone was transmuted to his clones; the world would be perfect!
"Uh? Where are the girls?"

pseudojew · Post by **pseudojew** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:25 am

Replacing the police force with luchador wrestlers made robbing banks twice as entertaining.

Undervoice · Post by **Undervoice** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:52 pm

The Pug missed the hydrant as he lifts off the ground.
"It's raining like dogs and men"
the cat mused as she reset gravity.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:34 pm

Welcome to the forums, pseudojew and Undervoice!

LizPennies · Post by **LizPennies** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:31 pm

"Fine, which came first then, the chicken or the egg?" He thought for a second, "Either way, my answer is still protein."

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