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Every conflict was resolved, each ill cured, all grief soothed. Humanity had bested all its enemies. Time to shut down.
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Blame the wall. It called to Julio, he *must* tag it. The owner was fined 2000 dollars for thinking she was the better man.


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Vuvuzelas were a ploy. Desensitized us to invaders.

Soccer saved us. It distracted them. Until the world cup finished.



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I was going to write a drabble about Vuvuzelas without knowing what they were, but accidentally learned the truth. Which we will pretend bears no resemblance to the above.
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The say there's more than 1 way to skin a cat. Specifically, there are 46. Please don't ask how I went about learning this.
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Little Dead Wolf-Head Hood walks to grandma's house, stained axe in hand. Nobody calls her by her old name. Not anymore.
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
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They say "Prune" and "harvest". To us it's violate and murder!
No more! Our black mold is in position; we sprout tonight!


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The stadium fills. The crowd cheers. Hard hits, grunts, time ticking, then a hush. Hike! Snap. Looks. Throws. Victory!
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Hike?
You one of them Hikers?
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BrightEyedDyer wrote:The stadium fills. The crowd cheers. Hard hits, grunts, time ticking, then a hush. Hike! Snap. Looks. Throws. Victory!
Ah, full-contact javelin toss. Gotta love it!
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The aliens came to kill us. Not due to the bomb or alleged environmental abuse. But for the kinds of leaders we tolerated.


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"A little mass equals a bunch of energy," some Einstein fellow said. It was a funky concept, until it blew up in our faces.
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Hee hee..
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

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He pounded tiny fists against the glass, gasping the last bit of air left in the little space. ...Never wish a genie free.
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Steel pipes, perfectly bent to avoid all obstacles, joined his heart to hers. The resulting mess was hardly a surprise.
All the answers lay in her cold, dead fist. No one thought to look there before the burial.
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Not to toot my own horn, he told me smugly, but I play a mean Vuvuzela.

I'll never forgive him for it, nor will I ever forget.
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"Yes, we could resort to cannibalism, but--"
Bob never finished. As far as I was concerned, the speech ended at "could."
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I must've offended the bartender, because I was defenestrated. Splayed out in the street, I truly felt the window pain.
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The officer pulled me from the wreckage and asked, "Are you hurt?"
"How should I know?" I spluttered. "I'm not a lawyer!"
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I lost my head the other night
It turned up on a Southwest flight
My smile turned to a frown
They sent my noggin, upside down



Reference article: http://www.tehrantimes.com/index_View.asp?code=221703
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Just remember that when life closes a door,
it will usually open a window
and that's when the zombies climb in and eat you.



Going through old stuff of mine for inspiration and came across an old bumper sticker I designed.
Wow, I can't believe I forgot about this... it's been up for years
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