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[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Seeing it on a bumper sticker does lend a certain gravitas. It's still not as scary as those Obama bumper stickers, though.

PS, you don't know if I'm talking about this or this.

[strawman]

Seeing it on a bumper sticker does lend a certain gravitas.

ftw

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

... gravitas.

ftw

That's weird. Usually people reverse those 3 letters around me.

[tobias]

Billy the bad-ass cowboy walked into the saloon.
The dead man looked up from his cards, glaring.
"Hi Dad, what kept you?"

[LizPennies]

Proudly showed her changes he made. Clutter everywhere. Jaw dropped. "No. I said I wish you were more like the RAT PACK."

[tobias]

Seeing it on a bumper sticker does lend a certain gravitas.

ftw

FTW: For The Win?

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

<mystical, spooky sh*t> ... ftw

FTW: For The Win?

I believe you meant:

FTW: For The Win?   *FOR THE WIN??!!?!*

"The time has come," a Strawman said,
"To talk of many things:
Of squids, guns, grammar attacks
and random drabblings."
PS: drabblings is pronounced, "Drabble-ings."

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Proudly showed her changes he made. Clutter everywhere. Jaw dropped. "No. I said I wish you were more like the RAT PACK."

+1 for half-a-century-old pop reference that few of these whipper-snappers will get.

Also, I don't think the girls actually appreciated the rat-pack in the harsh light of the morning after.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

In maths, "e" is the natural base of everything, not 10. But, "e" is irrational -- proving that mathematicians are nuts!

[LizPennies]

In maths, "e" is the natural base of everything, not 10. But, "e" is irrational -- proving that mathematicians are nuts!

And thus also inadvertently proving why I like Math.

[LizPennies]

She brought soft gifts, food, and tiny hearts. She loved him so. Disgusted, all he saw were animal carcasses. She meows.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

She brought soft gifts, food, and tiny hearts. She loved him so. Disgusted, all he saw were animal carcasses. She meows.

Awwww.

BUT:
Oh, Noes! You triggered a LOLcat attack

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Dagon played on my fears. My fear of Girl Scouts. So, the cops nabbed him and Dagon's in jail. The Girl Scouts are at large.

[PureChance]

The aliens solemnly spake unto me: "Take us to your leader.

Nah, just kidding, we're totally going to blow your shit up!"

I was torn between drabble and twabble for this one, but time lent itself to twabble. I may try a drabble version later. Also, that twabble sizer rocks!

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

The aliens solemnly spake unto me: "Take us to your leader.

Nah, just kidding, we're totally going to blow your shit up!"

... Also, that twabble sizer rocks!

Good one! They'll kill you with a smile.

Also, thanks!

[munsi]

So the South Korean goalie was like: I'm a Guay? Uruguay! And Uruguay was like: OH SNAP! And the fans were all like Bzzzzz!

[nowicki1283]

Some folks say the ghosts of the Skeptics Society still haunt these back roads; eternally debunking the supernatural.

[strawman]

Some folks say the ghosts of the Skeptics Society still haunt these back roads; eternally debunking the supernatural.

Wait a minute!....

[nowicki1283]

Wait a minute!....

Ah, your forum ID is named for the logical fallacy...I had wondered.

[gustomaestro]

The gibbering, weeping throng hushes as the Wall of Adoration rolls in. With drooling ecstasy they watch the paint dry.