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strawman · Post by **strawman** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:38 pm

The best things in life are free.
It still flows downhill.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Jul 03, 2010 12:20 am

It's pronounced, "Twabble," don't you know.
It rhymes with, "Drabble," and twabbles are written by rabble who babble?

Omino Pascal · Post by **Omino Pascal** » Sat Jul 03, 2010 10:54 am

Grey Hairs

"You pull one of 'em out, and two'll grow back!" My mother cackled.

Until I finally tried it, and subsequently went bald.

munsi · Post by **munsi** » Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:28 pm

"Really everyone wins," he told me, "other than the dead teen runaway."

I smiled and nodded, backing toward the exit...

LizPennies · Post by **LizPennies** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:03 am

"Not again." I wake, groaning and stiff. "I need a drink, back rub, and possibly a necromancer. Rigor mortis is a bitch."

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 1:03 pm

LizPennies wrote:"Not again." I wake, groaning and stiff. "I need a drink, back rub, and possibly a necromancer. Rigor mortis is a bitch."

Not bad. It's like you're in the head of my last date.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:33 pm

strawman wrote:His entire life was devoted to not being half-assed in anything. Finally, he achieved his goal. He became an ass-whole.

haha, Strawman.

Oh yeah and Boo!!! Hisss!!!

nowicki1283 · Post by **nowicki1283** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:04 pm

On the experimentation and subsequent disappearance of feline test subject 7B, Project Schrodinger; internal memo:

To the physicists’ dismay the cat was neither alive nor dead, but gone. Improbably, it had tunneled out wholly days ago.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:18 pm

Swing low, sweet lariat
Aiming for to snag me some calves.
Just so, tangy barbecue sauce
Can drip all over my beef halves.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:58 pm

Ya had me humming along there, ASID, bringing to mind my time on the prairie, which ended so tragically with that zombie stampede.

Travelin Corpse Feet · Post by **Travelin Corpse Feet** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 1:12 am

My zombie had problems.
"Traainsss," it mumbled over and over. All the way to the tracks, where it was promptly crushed.

Priestess · Post by **Priestess** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:46 am

"You have to keep quiet or what happened last night will come back to haunt you." whispered the ghost conspiratorially.

The PMS Avenger · Post by **The PMS Avenger** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:49 pm

Alrighty, let's see if I can shake the dust off my twabbling skills.

I swear to God, I never had any intention of letting Norm down. I just had no idea that the attic door would break so easily.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:54 pm

The PMS Avenger wrote:I swear to God, I never had any intention of letting Norm down. I just had no idea that the attic door would break so easily.

See? That's why I use the crawl space!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:59 pm

The end comes. Not when a Gestapo thug kicks in the door, but with a letter -- an anonymous bureaucrat denying treatment.

The PMS Avenger · Post by **The PMS Avenger** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:09 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:The end comes. Not when a Gestapo thug kicks in the door, but with a letter -- an anonymous bureaucrat denying treatment.

WellPoint certainly had a face, a greedy smirk he masked with concern. Human life does not belong in oil drenched hands.

dreamrock · Post by **dreamrock** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:18 pm

Huzzah, the return of PMS Avenger.

The PMS Avenger · Post by **The PMS Avenger** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:29 pm

dreamrock wrote:Huzzah, the return of PMS Avenger.

And I'm back with twice the zeal. Not even Midol can stop me now!

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:14 am

dreamrock wrote:Huzzah, the return of PMS Avenger.

Yea, you can count on her to come back and grace us with twabbles once a month or so.

The PMS Avenger · Post by **The PMS Avenger** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:41 am

If You Answered D, You are Correct

SAT Sample Question:
Booth is to Lincoln as Glen Beck is to _
A) History
B) Civil Rights
C) Intelligence
D) All of the Above

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