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To Sleep, Perchance to Scream

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:39 am

Jim shot Sue. Then, relaxing into a trance, he used astral projection to fake an alibi. So, the murder was premeditated.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:00 am

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth,” dad sang. Then a queer look hit him, and he said, “No, wait. I want yours.”
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by munsi » Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:09 pm

"What, exactly," the graphic designer asked with barely concealed rage, "is wrong with judging books by their cover?"

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Post by CLP » Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:11 pm

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
And it became suddenly clear
Why I was the single teenager
Sporting a fluffy white beard.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:37 pm

munsi wrote:"What, exactly," the graphic designer asked with barely concealed rage, "is wrong with judging books by their cover?"
If their cover is any good, you never see the one that gets you. :twisted: 8) **



**Where's that damn ninja smilie?

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4 twit's for the price of none!

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WITH ENEMIES LIKE THESE, WHO NEEDS FRIENDS?
A true friend is 1 who forgives you for blowing up their compound and apologizes for trying to impale you in retaliation.

VALIDATION
“Com’on, hit me baby!” The ticket taunted salaciously as it slid into the guard’s palm. Rubber smacked. “Yea baby yea!”

SNOWBALL FIGHT
My snowball plops harmlessly in a snow bank at the gunman’s feet. He turns. “What the hell kid?” I hold up the grenade pin.

KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT
The samurai flourished his blade and grinned at the masked man outside his window. He smiled and waved back with his Uzi.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by dbennett » Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:33 pm

munsi wrote:"What, exactly," the graphic designer asked with barely concealed rage, "is wrong with judging books by their cover?"
How do I vote for these things? This is a good one.
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Post by strawman » Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:01 pm

"What's wrong, exactly," asked the graphic designer with barely concealed rage, "with judging books by their cover?"
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:10 pm

strawman wrote:"What's wrong, exactly," asked the graphic designer with barely concealed rage, "with judging books by their cover?"
Said the editor.
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:24 pm

Tell the truth to your boss and the truth shall set you free.
Wrong. Seems my boss's "open door policy" was for a trap door.

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Free Puppies!

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"Hey, want a puppy?"
"Sorry, I'm a cat person."
"You sure?"
"Yeah."
My claws retracted when the kid put it back in the box.
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Post by munsi » Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:41 am

The 1st ghost showed him Christmas past, the 2nd Christmas present. The 3d dragged him to Hell because it was too late...

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I hate 3D

Post by leogodin217 » Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:14 pm

The horror movie was in 3D but the real horror was when we killed the director. Who could blame us, it was justifiable, no?

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Yellow Eyes

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Those damned yellow eyes. When I wake up, while I play, when I hide always staring into my glass tank, it hungers for fish.

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Not your ordinary bowl full of jelly

Post by Discodave » Fri Dec 24, 2010 3:37 pm

As I saw Santa slide into the witches cottage, I realized it wasn't cookies that shook his belly like a bowl full of jelly.

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Re: Free Puppies!

Post by tbaker2500 » Fri Dec 24, 2010 5:28 pm

Hee hee..
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.

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Re: Not your ordinary bowl full of jelly

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Dec 24, 2010 6:20 pm

Discodave wrote:...it wasn't cookies that shook his belly like a bowl full of jelly.
Have a heaping helping of heathen half-pints? :o :?

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Re: Not your ordinary bowl full of jelly

Post by Discodave » Sat Dec 25, 2010 4:38 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Discodave wrote:...it wasn't cookies that shook his belly like a bowl full of jelly.
Have a heaping helping of heathen half-pints? :o :?

Welcome aboard!
Thats the idea, thanks for the welcome, merry christmas.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by TerenceJrock » Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:00 pm

Siana was gone and he stood nervously. The angels spoke into his mind an unearthly query, "Will you be our mascot today?"

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Post by TerenceJrock » Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:14 pm

"Bow wow" the master said to his pet dog. He was knocked out and woke up dazed. The dog stood loomed in a lab coat, "Bow wow?"

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