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Seed Silo Bird Feeder, $5.98

Post by Leslianne » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:55 am

The birds trill and ululate with joy as they perch on plastic pegs and pluck sunflower seed from my two-stage cat feeder.

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Can’t Says Won’t, Won’t Says Can Too

Post by Una arborensis » Tue Dec 28, 2010 6:56 pm

Can’t Says Won’t, Won’t Says Can Too

Mr. Ing and Mr. To are close kin.
But Will and Abel don’t always agree and ain’t no Cane Will can raise to force Abel’s hand.

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Ninjutsu Haiku

Post by Una arborensis » Tue Dec 28, 2010 6:58 pm

Ninjutsu Haiku

Silent shadow slowly creeps,
Toward the bed where one sleeps.
He who snore loud like boar,
Never hears a creaking floor.

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A Hero’s Reward

Post by Una arborensis » Tue Dec 28, 2010 7:00 pm

A Hero’s Reward

“What’d ya mean dammed? I was in W W I I! U.S.M.C!” Grandpa roared enraged.
“Yeah? Well I was in W W J D.” St. Peter retorted.

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Too short to be twabble, but still funny

Post by Una arborensis » Tue Dec 28, 2010 7:03 pm

He who drinks too much tea,
Soon to be he who pee.

One who wakes must soon to bed,
Lest they be neither live nor dead.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:09 am

He'd finally done it, a lightspeed drive! But, on the first cruise, he switched on the headlights.
The galaxy imploded.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Dec 29, 2010 1:56 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:He'd finally done it, a lightspeed drive! But, on the first cruise, he switched on the headlights.
The galaxy imploded.
What's one galaxy here and there? Universe is full of 'em.
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Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by jay4 » Wed Dec 29, 2010 2:31 am

Rick Astley asked to borrow my Pixar DVDs. “Okay, you can have Toy Story, Cars & Finding Nemo, but I’m never gonna give you Up."

Note, I cannot take personal credit for this:
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Dec 29, 2010 2:45 am

Garg! It would be bad enough to be Rick-rolled in a twabble. But, that was too long so, mercifully, it doesn't qualify. :wink: :)

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by jay4 » Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:08 am

I could give it a rewrite. :twisted:

But I'll be merciful and let it die the horrible death it deserves.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:21 am

Bah, the rewrite's easy:
Rick Astley begged to borrow my Pixar DVDs.
"You can have Toy Story, Cars & Finding Nemo, but I’m never gonna give you Up."
But, what kind of animal would do that?! ... Oh. :?

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My first ever Twabble...

Post by metabutch » Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:52 am

Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever get out of this damn cell. Sometimes, late at night, I wonder if I really am just a nucleus.

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Post by munsi » Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:59 am

"Adolf's sweet," Eva told me over coffee, "but a little creepy. He's always invading my personal space! Also; Poland."

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Re: My first ever Twabble...

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:13 am

metabutch wrote:Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever get out of this damn cell. Sometimes, late at night, I wonder if I really am just a nucleus.
Just want to split the scene, eh?

Welcome aboard!

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Post by Betadog » Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:02 pm

"Inorganic Foods"
"Dolphin Danger"
"Now with extra cruelty!"
No doubt about it. I had crossed over at the super market.


P.S. Hmmm, needs something.
"Man's natural occupation is war. That and gardening." - Winston Churchill

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Re: My first ever Twabble...

Post by Betadog » Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:10 pm

metabutch wrote:Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever get out of this damn cell. Sometimes, late at night, I wonder if I really am just a nucleus.
Good one! I have been trying to come up with a joke involving the Golgi Apparatus, but they all end up sounding too dirty. :lol:
"Man's natural occupation is war. That and gardening." - Winston Churchill

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Slough (MY first twabble)

Post by Franklin » Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:19 am

The skin fell off his arm like a loose-fitting glove, piling up at his wrist as he lifted his shrieking child out of the vat

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Re: My first ever Twabble...

Post by Franklin » Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:20 am

metabutch wrote:Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever get out of this damn cell. Sometimes, late at night, I wonder if I really am just a nucleus.

Nice one!

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I see friends

Post by Discodave » Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:26 am

"You need to make some friends hunny" she said shaking her head. "I have friends mom" I sneered, "You just can't see them"

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Re: I see friends

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:48 am

Discodave wrote:"You need to make some friends hunny" she said shaking her head. "I have friends mom" I sneered, "You just can't see them"
If they are also Huns, perhaps it's good she can't see them? :)

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