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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by metabutch » Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:14 pm

We've begun our cross country RV trip. Fewer than 300 miles into it our Winnebago broke down. Talk about anticlimactic.

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‎"Sweet!! animal violence."
"Animal violence is okay with me."
This is what watching SpongeBob Squarepants did to me.

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I like the first one better... Apparently, I'm going to break into twabble-memoir or something. ;)

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The Monster

Post by danger_slater » Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:08 am

The self-loathing monster stood in front of his bathroom mirror.
He let out a sigh.
He didn't believe in himself either.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:25 am

danger_slater wrote:He didn't believe in himself either.
I believe in you! ... Oh... wait. :?

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A possible edit for your consideration:
The self-loathing monster stood before his mirror -- seeing no reflection.
Sigh; He didn't believe in himself either.

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Let me bring out your inner charm.

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:32 pm

We've all heard that "Ugly is to the bone".
I say that bone marrow is very beautiful.
Yeah, the judge didn't buy it either.

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It's that time again!

Post by tobias » Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:01 pm

He Had Guarded Their Hopes
An Angel Had Lighted Upon His Crown
Now Betrayed
They Tore Him Limb From Limb
Oh Christmas Tree
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by emily » Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:43 am

My new year's resolution to lose weight is going o.k. I've shed 8 pounds so far. If only that skin would stop growing back.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:33 am

emily wrote:My new year's resolution to lose weight is going o.k. I've shed 8 pounds so far. If only that skin would stop growing back.
Hmm. That's exactly like me and poop (poop and I). :o

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Post by emily » Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:57 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Welcome aboard!
Thanks! :)

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Post by CLP » Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:19 pm

Very intriguing, thought the dog, every time I salivate, the master rings the bell and feeds me. I have him trained well.
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Post by emily » Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:31 am

I know using atomic bombs to change the earths orbit might cause a few problems, but now I really can love you 8 days a week!

I look at all the lonely people. "Well," I say, grabbing my knife, "at least no one will miss them." and my stomach growls.

I didn't think matter could be two places at once beyond the quantum level but then I saw her standing there… and there.

Tentacles ripped the vessel apart, dragging it down in the sea of green. A yellow submarine is no match for a giant squid.

Sorry... I was bored.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:48 am

emily wrote:I know using atomic bombs to change the earths orbit might cause a few problems, but now I really can love you 8 days a week!

I look at all the lonely people. "Well," I say, grabbing my knife, "at least no one will miss them." and my stomach growls.

I didn't think matter could be two places at once beyond the quantum level but then I saw her standing there… and there.

Tentacles ripped the vessel apart, dragging it down in the sea of green. A yellow submarine is no match for a giant squid.

Sorry... I was bored.
A Beatle Twit-Quartet.
How apropos.
Very fab.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:50 am

CLP wrote:Very intriguing, thought the dog, every time I salivate, the master rings the bell and feeds me. I have him trained well.
It is, indeed, a dog's life!
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:07 am

Mayor MacGinn banned trans fats, so we rioted -- Shouting, "They may take our fries, but they'll never take our Fritos!"

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Post by Franklin » Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:49 pm

He'd prefer fish sushi but the fish were all extinct. He didn't mind though - his neighbors were all fatty and delicious.

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Post by strawman » Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:43 pm

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Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by FamilyGuy » Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:40 am

The beast approached. He stood looking, frozen with fear. Relentlessly, the snow blower removed Frosty from the yard.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:42 am

Hee hee..
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Mr.Shadowbxre » Sat Jan 08, 2011 5:23 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
emily wrote:My new year's resolution to lose weight is going o.k. I've shed 8 pounds so far. If only that skin would stop growing back.
Hmm. That's exactly like me and poop (poop and I). :o

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Post by strawman » Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:18 pm

No one gets this right anymore. (Definitely an ego problem.)

"Poop and I are going to star in the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical." Correct.
"That's exactly like me and poop." Correct, but discourteous.
"That's exactly like poop and me." Properly correct.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Better living through chemicals

Post by kafelatte » Sat Jan 08, 2011 6:41 pm

Rachel looked down at the dark water. Life wasn't worth living. But then she thought: "Oh yeah, I've got a pill for that."

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