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metabutch · Post by **metabutch** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:14 pm

We've begun our cross country RV trip. Fewer than 300 miles into it our Winnebago broke down. Talk about anticlimactic.

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‎"Sweet!! animal violence."
"Animal violence is okay with me."
This is what watching SpongeBob Squarepants did to me.

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I like the first one better... Apparently, I'm going to break into twabble-memoir or something.

danger_slater · Post by **danger_slater** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:08 am

The self-loathing monster stood in front of his bathroom mirror.
He let out a sigh.
He didn't believe in himself either.

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Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:25 am

danger_slater wrote:He didn't believe in himself either.

I believe in you! ... Oh... wait.

Welcome aboard!

A possible edit for your consideration:

The self-loathing monster stood before his mirror -- seeing no reflection.
Sigh; He didn't believe in himself either.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:32 pm

We've all heard that "Ugly is to the bone".
I say that bone marrow is very beautiful.
Yeah, the judge didn't buy it either.

tobias · Post by **tobias** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:01 pm

He Had Guarded Their Hopes
An Angel Had Lighted Upon His Crown
Now Betrayed
They Tore Him Limb From Limb
Oh Christmas Tree

emily · Post by **emily** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:43 am

My new year's resolution to lose weight is going o.k. I've shed 8 pounds so far. If only that skin would stop growing back.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:33 am

emily wrote:My new year's resolution to lose weight is going o.k. I've shed 8 pounds so far. If only that skin would stop growing back.

Hmm. That's exactly like me and poop (poop and I).

Welcome aboard!

emily · Post by **emily** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:57 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Welcome aboard!

Thanks!

CLP · Post by **CLP** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:19 pm

Very intriguing, thought the dog, every time I salivate, the master rings the bell and feeds me. I have him trained well.

emily · Post by **emily** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:31 am

I know using atomic bombs to change the earths orbit might cause a few problems, but now I really can love you 8 days a week!

I look at all the lonely people. "Well," I say, grabbing my knife, "at least no one will miss them." and my stomach growls.

I didn't think matter could be two places at once beyond the quantum level but then I saw her standing there… and there.

Tentacles ripped the vessel apart, dragging it down in the sea of green. A yellow submarine is no match for a giant squid.

Sorry... I was bored.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:48 am

emily wrote:I know using atomic bombs to change the earths orbit might cause a few problems, but now I really can love you 8 days a week!

I look at all the lonely people. "Well," I say, grabbing my knife, "at least no one will miss them." and my stomach growls.

I didn't think matter could be two places at once beyond the quantum level but then I saw her standing there… and there.

Tentacles ripped the vessel apart, dragging it down in the sea of green. A yellow submarine is no match for a giant squid.

Sorry... I was bored.

A Beatle Twit-Quartet.
How apropos.
Very fab.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:50 am

CLP wrote:Very intriguing, thought the dog, every time I salivate, the master rings the bell and feeds me. I have him trained well.

It is, indeed, a dog's life!
:thumbs:

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:07 am

Mayor MacGinn banned trans fats, so we rioted -- Shouting, "They may take our fries, but they'll never take our Fritos!"

Franklin · Post by **Franklin** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:49 pm

He'd prefer fish sushi but the fish were all extinct. He didn't mind though - his neighbors were all fatty and delicious.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:43 pm

Biggest Loser - Xtreme Edition

FamilyGuy · Post by **FamilyGuy** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:40 am

The beast approached. He stood looking, frozen with fear. Relentlessly, the snow blower removed Frosty from the yard.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:42 am

Hee hee..

Mr.Shadowbxre · Post by **Mr.Shadowbxre** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 5:23 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
emily wrote:My new year's resolution to lose weight is going o.k. I've shed 8 pounds so far. If only that skin would stop growing back.
Hmm. That's exactly like me and poop (poop and I).

Welcome aboard!

Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein present: "The Poop and I"

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:18 pm

No one gets this right anymore. (Definitely an ego problem.)

"Poop and I are going to star in the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical." Correct.
"That's exactly like me and poop." Correct, but discourteous.
"That's exactly like poop and me." Properly correct.

kafelatte · Post by **kafelatte** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 6:41 pm

Rachel looked down at the dark water. Life wasn't worth living. But then she thought: "Oh yeah, I've got a pill for that."

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