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Post by FAIL:SAFE » Mon Mar 21, 2011 1:12 pm

Nelly says "press the U235 into a cone, when it gets hot stamp on it. No more animals means no more damned photographers!"
I can do it quickly, cheaply or properly- but not all three at once.

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Post by noctem93 » Mon Mar 21, 2011 3:07 pm

equinlan wrote:Bobby the Bull eagerly pulled his new remote-control matador out of the box. "Charge before use," he read. "Well, duh!"
Hahaha, that had me laughing out loud.
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Post by SynapticJam » Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:47 pm

Dear, Zsa Zsa, you're my favorite actress ever. Not that you're on my dead pool list or anything, but how are you feeling?
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Post by equinlan » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:41 pm

Here are a few more from my twabble log. I hope you all enjoy!
The last moon mole tunneled toward the surface. Had rescue come at last? The sharp end of an American flagpole answered.
Sam's dream to sail around the world on a block of cheese led to the tragic and undocumented discovery of the mouse shark.
The ugly duckling grew into a beautiful, white rhinoceros. "Dilemma solved," said the ducks. "Quack," said the rhino.
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Post by strawman » Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:20 pm

The mouse shark has Bo salivating.
Childhood memories of dinosaur movies made by superimposing cave people into miniature landscapes with geckos... I now see a mouse with a little clay dorsal fin glued to it's back...er, glued to its head while it circles Robert Shaw.
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Post by tbaker2500 » Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:36 pm

Kudos on the mouse shark.

Synaptic- What's a dead pool list?
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Post by munsi » Tue Mar 22, 2011 12:06 am

I wished for pirates, Somalia provided, and it was less fun than I'd hoped. That aside; I wish pirates rode Zeppelins...

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Post by equinlan » Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:40 am

I had to look up dead pool list also. Apparently it's a list of people you think will die next. Popular game to play with celebrities. Well. Not WITH them, really.
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Post by ventricle » Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:49 am

I have always been a very flighty person, my mother said. My sister kept her feet on the ground. It’s because of the nails.

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Post by SynapticJam » Tue Mar 22, 2011 2:35 pm

tbaker2500 wrote:Kudos on the mouse shark.

Synaptic- What's a dead pool list?
As always, answer in a twabble:

It's an office pool. Everbody chips in $20 and you have a draft for famous people you think won't last the year. Kinda fun.

Okay, so it's kinda morbid too. But interesting. I've got Zsa Zsa as well as Frank Cady this year.
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Post by SynapticJam » Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:46 pm

What a beautiful little doll. Like those made to look exactly like you. Brand new and fresh. She cries for the first time.

On a personal note and in twabble form of course...

Oh to have four daughters. Each as unique as points on a compass, but all the same for I love them so. Here's to being Daddy.

The temptation exists to keep on going. There's so much to say about each of them. The beauty, the joy, the pain. All of it.
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Post by strawman » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:11 pm

Ah, now the signature has context.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:53 pm

All my life, Father Vega took my confessions. Today he spoke back, bringing tears to my eyes.
He said, "No hablo Inglés."

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Post by tbaker2500 » Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:24 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:All my life, Father Vega took my confessions. Today he spoke back, bringing tears to my eyes.
He said, "No hablo Inglés."
Hee hee..
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Post by nevermore_66 » Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:50 am

SELF HELP
The seminar worked. I can do anything now. Even stand up to Ray. He sold ice cream on my route again. So I torched his truck.
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
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Post by Farfelonius » Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:08 pm

Morning: I'm waiting for the sunrise to hitch a ride with the garbage man. I haven't paid my bill; it stays dark this week.

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Post by SynapticJam » Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:51 pm

Subsisting today on a steady diet of Office supplied Bagels and Coffee. Nice sugar bagel & Honey Walnut schmear anyone?

or
Subsisting today on a steady diet of Office supplied Bagels and Coffee. hhhmmm.. Free bagels Rock! Carbo Load Nirvana!

Also as an additional twabble to commorate the passing of Liz Taylor --- note --- link to my dead pool twabbles of yore...

Dear Liz, your passing saddens me. I only wish you hadn't had to suffer for so long. You were on my dead pool list last year.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:22 am

Farfelonius wrote:Morning: I'm waiting for the sunrise to hitch a ride with the garbage man. I haven't paid my bill; it stays dark this week.
Not sure I grok this twabble, but Welcome Aboard!

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Post by tbaker2500 » Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:03 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Farfelonius wrote:Morning: I'm waiting for the sunrise to hitch a ride with the garbage man. I haven't paid my bill; it stays dark this week.
Not sure I grok this twabble, but Welcome Aboard!
Well, the Sun bill wasn't paid. I'm not sure about the garbage man.

Welcome Farfelonious.
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Post by SynapticJam » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:35 pm

Rice and vegetables sang on the hibatchi. The onion volcano spurted flame. The live lobster experiment however? Fail.
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