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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:20 am

When Life gives you that cheap plastic trinket -- in the box -- it's always exciting. Plus, the toy stays crunchy in milk!

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:31 am

Life backwards is "efil". You think that this is almost "evil", and the damned can't spell?
But Life is not a palindrome.

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Post by bell » Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:57 am

Monty Python's Foundation:

It's not pining, it's passed on! The Empire is no more; bereft of life, it's ceased to exist!
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What would have been written.
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If they hadn't died first.

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Post by bell » Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:59 am

Leto Atreides II awoke one morning from spice-induced trance to find himself transformed into a giant segmented worm.
http://www.apoGrypha.blogspot.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

What would have been written.
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If they hadn't died first.

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Post by strawman » Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:00 am

The decrepit old man wheezed and sputtered on arthritic hands and knees, looking to force his way back into mama's womb.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by Tesseract » Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:47 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Length-Nazi says that's better.

You get bonus points for using a dainty lavender color, too. :)
Thanki Sai.

When life gves you aliens, you get your own probe. That'll give it a sense of wondeous irony as you turn the tables on life.
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When life starts trash talking your girlfriend, you break a bottle over that sumbiches head then go for the imortality.
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Man killed death. Finally after millenia of falling to those boney hands Man can finally live life, alone, and forever.
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This one's not a twabble buut I liked it anyway.
Shamble on my undead kin for those gifted with a soul are our feist tonight and souls grow cold quickly.
Oh goddess, there's a little yellow man following me everywhere I go!
As children flock to their deranged god, his great purple lips flap open. I love you and You love me. We're a happy family.
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Post by SynapticJam » Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:18 am

Wow! Most awesome! When challenged, twabblers are a veritable fountain of inane and mostly useless chatter. Good job!
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Post by tbaker2500 » Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:24 am

SynapticJam wrote:Wow! Most awesome! When challenged, twabblers are a veritable fountain of inane and mostly useless chatter. Good job!
I heartily agree, most twabblers are challenged.
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Post by ejbman » Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:46 am

bell wrote:Leto Atreides II awoke one morning from spice-induced trance to find himself transformed into a giant segmented worm.
He also found his name was transformed. Now it was Gregor. Gregor Samsa.
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:25 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:When life gives you lemons, you're pretty much screwed unless life ALSO gives you sugar, water, a container, et cetera.
Pragmatism taken to it's logical conclusion. :-)
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Post by Tesseract » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:27 am

The superhero pulled off his mask to enjoy a chilly dog and too late relized just where he was, his life over in one hot dog.
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Post by munsi » Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:57 pm

It wasn't til April 2nd we realized that yes, the Aliens really HAD invaded. We fought back, but by then it was too late...

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Post by strawman » Sun Apr 03, 2011 3:49 am

munsi wrote:It wasn't til April 2nd we realized that yes, the Aliens really HAD invaded. We fought back, but by then it was too late...
Is it too early for a 2011 nominee?
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by Tesseract » Sun Apr 03, 2011 5:12 am

strawman wrote:
munsi wrote:It wasn't til April 2nd we realized that yes, the Aliens really HAD invaded. We fought back, but by then it was too late...
Is it too early for a 2011 nominee?
Can I second the nomination? That twabble's just frelling clever.
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Post by munsi » Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:26 am

aw, thanks, guys!

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Post by tbaker2500 » Mon Apr 04, 2011 12:59 am

munsi wrote:aw, thanks, guys!
How do we know you aren't an alien?
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:45 am

tbaker2500 wrote:
munsi wrote:aw, thanks, guys!
How do we know you aren't an alien?
You mean there is some question here, Tom?
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Post by SynapticJam » Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:44 pm

Where were you the day laughter died? Were you the one watching her eyes as the door closed? Were the the one who closed it?
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Post by strawman » Mon Apr 04, 2011 8:24 pm

Well, that's one way to get to 100...
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by Tesseract » Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:52 am

For months, years, I have held off this craving. The want to know what it's like, today I gave in. I took a bite out of my arm.

Tell me I'm not the only one who's contemplated this now and again.
Oh goddess, there's a little yellow man following me everywhere I go!
As children flock to their deranged god, his great purple lips flap open. I love you and You love me. We're a happy family.
My Blog: http://fromthe4d.wordpress.com/

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