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Luca aged 7 wrote:Dear Santa, if you value Rudolph's anal virginity...
Aw, children are so cute at that age...
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Munsi has competition
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strawman wrote:Munsi has competition
He's also timed his topical holiday twit-fics quite well to make the cut for the Cthulumas episode.
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Cthulumas? :shock:

But what about the old-time, traditional MDW Loraxmas Holiday, with a stimulus-bearing Bono sliding down the wormhole, and the Weissmans bearing gifts of gold, frakkincents and mirth?

Today's Word: Conflation. Look it up.
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Joy to the World the Beast is come!
It's time for reckoning.
Let every heart prepare for doom
and crime upon nature bring.
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Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Joy to the World the Beast is come!
It's time for reckoning.
Let every heart prepare for doom
and crime upon nature bring.
Someone knows all about keeping Cthulumas.
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strawman wrote:Today's Word: Conflation. Look it up.
Conflation / kahn-fley-shuhn / noun: The increasing price of television ads as election season draws near. -- The Devil's Dictionary
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ROU Killing Time wrote:Someone knows all about keeping Cthulumas.
Please i been thinking of Cthulumas hence episode 102 when norm coughed Cthulumas and i was huffing paint
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The riots continued all night. Nobody ever suspected the overwhelming feline population capable of burning couches.
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Mad Maximilian wrote:... Nobody ever suspected the overwhelming feline population capable of burning couches.
But they have to burn them to hide the scratch marks. :wink:

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His ninja elves encrypt his List with 1024 bit AES.
But the self-destructing sleigh is a little too much "Secret Santa".
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Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Mad Maximilian wrote:... Nobody ever suspected the overwhelming feline population capable of burning couches.
But they have to burn them to hide the scratch marks. :wink:

Welcome aboard!
Shredded upholstery does make excellent tinder, doesn't it?
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"You've heard of the No Child Left Behind Law, haven't you?" Santa shouted to Little Timmy as sleigh bells rang merrily.

:mrgreen:
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bell wrote:"You've heard of the No Child Left Behind Law, haven't you?" Santa shouted to Little Timmy as sleigh bells rang merrily.

:mrgreen:
Merry Clausmas, Bell. :)
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Serve your slaves, it's Saturnalia
forget that Christmas guff
and pesky clerks who assail ya
with beeping gaudy stuff.
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"You there, boy, what day is it today?"
"Today? Why it's Boxing Day!"
"Um, okay. Where is that in relation to Christmas?"
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Awright! All I want for Christmas is Mayweather-Pacquaio!
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strawman wrote:Awright! All I want for Christmas is Mayweather-Pacquaio!
All i want is Tyson vs Pacquaio
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The sky grew dark and Quetzalcoatl beat leather wings against the sky. We were wrong about Y2K, but right about maYan2K.
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ROU Killing Time wrote:The sky grew dark and Quetzalcoatl beat leather wings against the sky.
Quetzalcoatl means "feathered serpent"... Phew! You had me worried for a moment! :|
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