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Post by strawman » Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:21 pm

Hey, speaking for both of us:
Some people have a life, and some people have a job.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Chilling romance or Eskimo curses

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:32 am

My Inuit honey said, "We kiss like that so that our lips don't freeze together."

Wish she'd warned about runny noses too.


PS: Frostbite, that'snot funny.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:10 am

strawman wrote:Ok, beware, ROU is posting for the gold again, people.

Thank you? Really?
It's rude not to thank someone for a good health wish.
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:20 am

Seal Team Six performed with their usual excellence, freeing the hostages and settling the Pirates Vs. Ninjas debate.
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat Jan 28, 2012 8:01 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:Seal Team Six performed with their usual excellence, freeing the hostages and settling the Pirates Vs. Ninjas debate.
(This actually caused a tad bit of a flame war between a friend of mine and me on FB. I don't usually find myself arguing from the right.)
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Post by Mr.Shadowbxre » Sun Jan 29, 2012 2:21 am

Her shoes were killing her. She shouldn't have worn stilettos, especially the new sentient kind. Never piss off shoes.
The alien horde had finally halted. Our sonic weapons had worked. Their battle cry was no more. "Yep yep yep yep, uh huh!"
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Post by tehmedus » Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:41 pm

In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight, I wish I may I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:54 pm

tehmedus wrote:In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight, I wish I may I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight
I wanted to be Green Lantern when I was a kid too. :-)
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Post by nevermore_66 » Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:52 pm

Trying to be more conscious, less wasteful. These days, I leave the kidney in the bathtub full of ice, and I take the rest.
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
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Post by munsi » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:27 am

I loved her unconditionally, and accepted her for who she was. I had to. It was one of the many things she demanded of me...

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Mega beastly

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:39 am

Deer Venison,
I have no beef with you.
Sure, I called you a lamb-like moose, but I didn't mean mutton by it. I'm veal sorry.

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Re: Mega beastly

Post by ROU Killing Time » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:41 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Deer Venison,
I have no beef with you.
Sure, I called you a lamb-like moose, but I didn't mean mutton by it. I'm veal sorry.
How do you sleep?
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Re: Mega beastly

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:47 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Deer Venison,
I have no beef with you.
Sure, I called you a lamb-like moose, but I didn't mean mutton by it. I'm veal sorry.
How do you sleep?
Uh, like a lamb? Hopefully not with the fishes?

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Post by Brom Bones' Pumpkin » Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:49 pm

“The meat tastes so much better when they only eat grains.” the alien said as it beamed another vegan up for their dinner.

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Post by strawman » Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:44 pm

Brom Bones' Pumpkin wrote:“The meat tastes so much better when they only eat grains.” the alien said as it beamed another vegan up for their dinner.
I KNOW they're healthier for you, but they're like damned cardboard. Better broiled in its lard, like mama used to do it.

Thanks for the inspiration.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:25 pm

strawman wrote:
Brom Bones' Pumpkin wrote:“The meat tastes so much better when they only eat grains.” the alien said as it beamed another vegan up for their dinner.
I KNOW they're healthier for you, but they're like damned cardboard. Better broiled in its lard, like mama used to do it.
Yeah, the galactic encyclopedia has them listed under Unfilling Food Organism.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:22 am

strawman wrote:
Brom Bones' Pumpkin wrote:“The meat tastes so much better when they only eat grains.” the alien said as it beamed another vegan up for their dinner.
I KNOW they're healthier for you, but they're like damned cardboard. Better broiled in its lard, like mama used to do it.

Thanks for the inspiration.
That southern-fried food sticks to your inner carapace, doesn't it?
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Post by munsi » Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:09 am

All I'd ever wanted was an indentured servant. But, when I tried to knock out my chauffer’s teeth, I wound up arrested...

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:07 pm

munsi wrote:All I'd ever wanted was an indentured servant. But, when I tried to knock out my chauffer’s teeth, I wound up arrested...
Sorry, but that's a triple foul.
  1. This has already been done in this stunningly brilliant twabble that was just posted a few days ago.
  2. A "chauffer" is a portable stove. This is not the same as "chauffeur".
  3. What's with all these ellipses ("...") improperly ending twabbles lately? That's a cop-out.

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Post by Christi » Wed Feb 01, 2012 2:17 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
munsi wrote:All I'd ever wanted was an indentured servant. But, when I tried to knock out my chauffer’s teeth, I wound up arrested...
Sorry, but that's a triple foul.
  1. This has already been done in this stunningly brilliant twabble that was just posted a few days ago.
  2. A "chauffer" is a portable stove. This is not the same as "chauffeur".
  3. What's with all these ellipses ("...") improperly ending twabbles lately? That's a cop-out.
so then it could read something like this:?
The chauffeur damaged the antique primus stove. Now it’s an indented chauffer, and it will be an indentured chauffeur.

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