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Blind Driver Self v. Blind Pedestrian Self. Even match.
Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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"What's in the jar?" she said.

"Vitamins. See?" I pointed to the label.

She turned and ran.

Could it be my ascorbic humor?
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Wit. It wants to be wit. :)
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Starting my new job today, I really screwed up at my last job. Hopefully being a ghost will be safer than being a stunt man.
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tehmedus wrote:Hopefully being a ghost will be safer than being a stunt man.
It is, as long as you pay your union boos. :)
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tehmedus wrote:Starting my new job today, I really screwed up at my last job. Hopefully being a ghost will be safer than being a stunt man.
Nice one!
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Love is a treasure when it's new -- adventure, play, and even fights.
Love is regret, sorrow and comfort.
Then it's gone.
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tbaker2500 wrote:
tehmedus wrote:Starting my new job today, I really screwed up at my last job. Hopefully being a ghost will be safer than being a stunt man.
Nice one!
Thank you.
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Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Love is a treasure when it's new -- adventure, play, and even fights.
Love is regret, sorrow and comfort.
Then it's gone.
And a Happy StV day to you too!
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You need not run away when courted by the flower-bearing geek:
It's quite all right to keep the rose, and avoid the prick.
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bell wrote:You need not run away when courted by the flower-bearing geek:
It's quite all right to keep the rose, and avoid the prick.
Classic.
Now, if only vaginas had thorns.
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loyaleagle wrote:As I leaned in to kiss her moist, pink lips, I received a small electric shock! It must have been static from my PC monitor.
Yay, I made it onto episode 232! This is the first thing I've ever gotten in "print" (voice print?) so I'm super excited. Hopefully this will inspire me to write more twabbles in the future!

Oh and thanks to Norm and whoever else for choosing me :)
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Even deep within his bunker, Paul felt each bomb add to the city's devastation. He smiled and tore up 15 parking tickets.
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bell wrote:You need not run away when courted by the flower-bearing geek:
It's quite all right to keep the rose, and avoid the prick.
Hmm. This warning seems highly, redundantly unnecessary where I'm at. The gold-digging {censored} know this already! Uh... So I've heard.

Guess I'll have to switch the flower, growing out of my lapel, to squirting Rohypnol.
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After winning the game of Scrabble, I took her to the bedroom. We've been Words With Friends With Benefits ever since...
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She let him cast all his tiles into her triple word score.
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A friend will help you move.
Your best friend will help you move a body.
Your best friend with benefits will help you - Eww!
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ROU Killing Time wrote:Your best friend with benefits will help you - Eww!
You do it with an ewe? Eww!
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Alliteration aggravates all around.
Before bleating bold babble bunches,
carefully consider combatants close-by.
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It's a Funny Thing

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Sticking with my continuing streak of negativity...

The miles of stinking mud and swarming black bugs didn't bother Georgia much. Not as much as this funny sinking feeling.
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