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strawman · Post by **strawman** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:40 pm

Blind Driver Self v. Blind Pedestrian Self. Even match.
Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.

bell · Post by **bell** » Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:34 am

"What's in the jar?" she said.

"Vitamins. See?" I pointed to the label.

She turned and ran.

Could it be my ascorbic humor?

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:08 pm

Wit. It wants to be wit.

tehmedus · Post by **tehmedus** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:27 pm

Starting my new job today, I really screwed up at my last job. Hopefully being a ghost will be safer than being a stunt man.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 1:18 am

tehmedus wrote:Hopefully being a ghost will be safer than being a stunt man.

It is, as long as you pay your union boos.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 3:01 am

tehmedus wrote:Starting my new job today, I really screwed up at my last job. Hopefully being a ghost will be safer than being a stunt man.

Nice one!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:22 am

Love is a treasure when it's new -- adventure, play, and even fights.
Love is regret, sorrow and comfort.
Then it's gone.

tehmedus · Post by **tehmedus** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:36 pm

tbaker2500 wrote:
tehmedus wrote:Starting my new job today, I really screwed up at my last job. Hopefully being a ghost will be safer than being a stunt man.
Nice one!

Thank you.

bell · Post by **bell** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:17 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Love is a treasure when it's new -- adventure, play, and even fights.
Love is regret, sorrow and comfort.
Then it's gone.

And a Happy StV day to you too!

bell · Post by **bell** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:26 am

You need not run away when courted by the flower-bearing geek:
It's quite all right to keep the rose, and avoid the prick.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:41 am

bell wrote:You need not run away when courted by the flower-bearing geek:
It's quite all right to keep the rose, and avoid the prick.

Classic.
Now, if only vaginas had thorns.

loyaleagle · Post by **loyaleagle** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:34 am

loyaleagle wrote:As I leaned in to kiss her moist, pink lips, I received a small electric shock! It must have been static from my PC monitor.

Yay, I made it onto episode 232! This is the first thing I've ever gotten in "print" (voice print?) so I'm super excited. Hopefully this will inspire me to write more twabbles in the future!

Oh and thanks to Norm and whoever else for choosing me

loyaleagle · Post by **loyaleagle** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:24 am

Even deep within his bunker, Paul felt each bomb add to the city's devastation. He smiled and tore up 15 parking tickets.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:52 pm

bell wrote:You need not run away when courted by the flower-bearing geek:
It's quite all right to keep the rose, and avoid the prick.

Hmm. This warning seems highly, redundantly unnecessary where I'm at. The gold-digging {censored} know this already! Uh... So I've heard.

Guess I'll have to switch the flower, growing out of my lapel, to squirting Rohypnol.

munsi · Post by **munsi** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 10:20 am

After winning the game of Scrabble, I took her to the bedroom. We've been Words With Friends With Benefits ever since...

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:39 pm

She let him cast all his tiles into her triple word score.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 8:43 pm

A friend will help you move.
Your best friend will help you move a body.
Your best friend with benefits will help you - Eww!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 12:30 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:Your best friend with benefits will help you - Eww!

You do it with an ewe? Eww!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 12:31 am

Alliteration aggravates all around.
Before bleating bold babble bunches,
carefully consider combatants close-by.

loyaleagle · Post by **loyaleagle** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 10:23 am

Sticking with my continuing streak of negativity...

The miles of stinking mud and swarming black bugs didn't bother Georgia much. Not as much as this funny sinking feeling.

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