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[ROU Killing Time]

Do we need to meet upon the field of honor with rusty muskets at the ready?

Oh please, let it be sabre's. A more elegant weapon for a more civilized time.

[HPHovercraft]

Oh please, let it be sabre's. A more elegant weapon for a more civilized time.

Or, in Twabble form:

'Oh please let it be sabres. A more elegant weapon for a more civilized time,' he said, and picked his arm up off the floor.

[strawman]

Did I hear a swelling mob yell, "Fight! Fight!"?
I am a mere man of straw. Pointy weapons pass through me, like a needle in my haystack.

I say let the works be judged. We need to ask Hearty if he kept a copy of "My Long Weird Dream" so that it can be directly compared to ASID's Joyce Kill-More??, to determine whose work is more worthy of the rejection letter. In any case, the letter should be framed, with a Drabblecast Seal and a black ribbon affixed, and awarded annually to the winner of the Drabblecast Poetry Corner People's Choice Award.

[HPHovercraft]

I am a mere man of straw. Pointy weapons pass through me, like a needle in my haystack.

Unless it's a light sabre in which case I expect you would also catch fire. Muhahahahahaha!!!!

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

I danced on the fresh mound by a new stone marker, which read, "Misunderstood the phrase, 'I'm taking you for granite'."

[tehmedus]

The night light lit the room. The child was fast asleep. So peaceful. We moved into position. Let the haunting commence.

[strawman]

I KNEW it!

[bell]

A Meta-Twabble:

This twabble declared worthless by the International Amalgamated Association of Flaccipaucinihilipilificators.

Spelling nazi-alert.
Main Entry: floccinaucinihilipilification
Definition: an act or instance of judging something to be worthless or trivial

Can't even get the central term right... Worthless!

Manage to misspell it without de-twabbling.

Dibs on the neologism!

[munsi]

Favouritism isn't my favourite "ism", but the cash was running out. So when my uncle offered me the gig, I gladly took it.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

I knew my health insurance had run out when the doctor snarled, "Let the heeling begin!"
Their boot heels all had cleats.

[strawman]

I knew my health insurance had run out when the doctor snarled, "Let the healing begin!"
Their boot heals all had cleats.

Heeling. It's HEELING!
Seriously. We need a 12-Step group or something.

[Christi]

I knew my health insurance had run out when the doctor snarled, "Let the healing begin!"
Their boot heals all had cleats.

Heeling. It's HEELING!
Seriously. We need a 12-Step group or something.

He's just writing from his sole man...

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

I knew my health insurance had run out when the doctor snarled, "Let the healing begin!"
Their boot heels all had cleats.

Heeling. It's HEELING!
Seriously. We need a 12-Step group or something.

He's just writing from his sole man...

Nice one! As fun as it is to spin-up Strawman, I done fixed it.

[Dolohov]

Pointy weapons pass through me, like a needle in my haystack.

Woah, TMI.

[strawman]

Pointy weapons pass through me, like a needle in my haystack.

Woah, TMI.

And some abbreviations pass right through me, too, apparently. Too much information?

[ROU Killing Time]

Pointy weapons pass through me, like a needle in my haystack.

Woah, TMI.

And some abbreviations pass right through me, too, apparently. Too much information?

It's not an abbr. It's a TLA, (which is, itself, a TLA.)

[strawman]

Not at all helpful, ROU. WTF does Theater of Living Arts have to do with it?

[munsi]

I guess what I said must've stuck in her craw, because she was all like "Oh! My craw!" and I was all "Who's your Crawdaddy?"

[TroyStJames]

I scanned the room again. Nothing seemed out of place. Would they even know I did this? It's all over. The towels are mine.

[TroyStJames]

Even they don't fully understand the butterfly effect, yet they seem to love flapping those delicate and deadly wings.