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PhineasQP · Post by **PhineasQP** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:09 pm

The sun had long since burned out and Earth was a silent, lifeless husk. "I guess I overslept," thought C'thulhu glumly.

GreatNorthernTroll · Post by **GreatNorthernTroll** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:30 pm

Too many cats, not enough toys. The couch is in shreds, the carpet's destroyed. Clothing's abraded. I fear I'll be next!

GreatNorthernTroll · Post by **GreatNorthernTroll** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 11:03 pm

A truck lurched across the gulley to the spot shown on the treasure map. The sniper drew a bead on the driver's head. BANG!

GreatNorthernTroll · Post by **GreatNorthernTroll** » Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:58 am

There is NO LIFE on any other planet. We are unique. Surely We are made in God's glorious image. Feathered upon hatching!

PureChance · Post by **PureChance** » Thu Nov 22, 2012 3:23 pm

GreatNorthernTroll wrote:Too many cats, not enough toys. The couch is in shreds, the carpet's destroyed. Clothing's abraded. I fear I'll be next!

This seems almost like a wee ditty. Every time I read it I want to insert and in the second sentence to keep the meter.

PhineasQP · Post by **PhineasQP** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 3:24 pm

The hate-maddened dogs snapped and slavered behind him. He knew death was near. "Okay, okay, here's your squeaky toy!"

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 10:43 pm

My wife asked, "How's the meal, dear?"

I replied, "Masterful. I didn't taste that fatal dose of arsenic until just now."

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:50 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:My wife asked, "How's the meal, dear?"

I replied, "Masterful. I didn't taste that fatal dose of arsenic until just now."

You have to appreciate fine craftsmanship wherever you find it.

PhineasQP · Post by **PhineasQP** » Sun Nov 25, 2012 6:56 am

She was weeping softly now.
"I never meant to hurt you," he said, stroking her hair.
"I meant to kill you."
And then he did.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sun Nov 25, 2012 9:20 am

Hmm. If she gave him some money first, this would be a strong political metaphor.

JMiriah · Post by **JMiriah** » Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:45 am

Now that we're on the slippery slide to Winter Holiday music...

A shiver of anticipation ran down her spine. She waited for Frosty, old silk hat in one hand, snow cone syrup in the other.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Nov 26, 2012 1:11 pm

We commit mom to the nursing home.
Diapers to Diapers, mush to mush.
At $5000 per month, these really ARE "Golden" years.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:29 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:We commit mom to the nursing home.
Diapers to Diapers, mush to mush.
At $5000 per month, these really ARE "Golden" years.

The best is yet to be, my ass.

UmbrageOfSnow · Post by **UmbrageOfSnow** » Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:04 pm

Perhaps a bit late, but it just came to me:

Gazing into deglazed drippings, I see romance, lawyers, Cousin Ashley pole dancing. No way am I hosting for Christmas.

chemistryguy · Post by **chemistryguy** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:15 pm

PhineasQP wrote:She was weeping softly now.
"I never meant to hurt you," he said, stroking her hair.
"I meant to kill you."
And then he did.

That's just plain terrifying. I like-ee

tehmedus · Post by **tehmedus** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 3:46 pm

I know I am perfect to join the Time Agents. Attached to my resume, I have included my own obituary, from ninety years ago.

PhineasQP · Post by **PhineasQP** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:34 pm

tehmedus wrote:I know I am perfect to join the Time Agents. Attached to my resume, I have included my own obituary, from ninety years ago.

Very nice!

purplemur · Post by **purplemur** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:49 pm

The famous televised dessert competition host leveled his gaze at Darlene, “Pack up your candy…and get the fudge out.”

PhineasQP · Post by **PhineasQP** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:57 pm

purplemur wrote:The famous televised dessert competition host leveled his gaze at Darlene, “Pack up your candy…and get the fudge out.”

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:09 am

The Chicago machine's gone nation wide.
Liberals lied & liberty died.
Sheep scream for slaughter but the ax is for them.

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