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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.
Teach him to fish, and the fish will soon be extinct.
The lesson? Cut a man up for bait.
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She said, "If you have to murder the language to make your point..."

"HAVE to?!" I smirked and went to face the reporters.
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Snickelsox wrote:"Beauty is in the eye of The Beholder" my mother used to say to me. Well, I have his eye now, and it is still pretty ugly to me.
You're not beholding it right!
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RedLightGreenLightRedLightGreenLight. Eventually they'll break down the control room door, until then redgreen.



(this was inspired while sitting at a stop light that wouldn't change...)
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Hee hee..
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

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Now this last can she'd found was truly odd. She read the faded contents closely; “Instant universe: just add entropy.”
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Terry believed that no one would ever truly love her. But when the cannibals had finished, they all agreed that they had.
What the what?
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:D
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

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Astroguyz wrote:Now this last can she'd found was truly odd. She read the faded contents closely; “Instant universe: just add entropy.”
I like it, but she could be opening a can of worm(hole)s.
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"You always hurt the one you love" says the old adage.
It took hours and hours to demonstrate how much he really loved her.
What the what?
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PhineasQP wrote:"You always hurt the one you love"...
Hmmm. Your last 5 twabbles have all involved hurt, or death, or "disorientation", of a loved one or family member.

Time to call out the weaponized MFCC?
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You may have a point there. :oops:
What the what?
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Hunger and hate had finally been eradicated. Mankind's future was finally bright and sunny!

And then the world blew up.
What the what?
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PhineasQP wrote:Hunger and hate had finally been eradicated. Mankind's future was finally bright and sunny!

And then the world blew up.
I'd just like to point out, that the wold includes loved ones and/or family members.
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Yeah, I figured why not go all the way with it this time.
What the what?
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I would like to thank PhineasQP for pointing out that there is an alternative resolution to the suicide's dilemma, "Goodbye, cruel world".
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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strawman wrote:I would like to thank PhineasQP for pointing out that there is an alternative resolution to the suicide's dilemma, "Goodbye, cruel world".
:D
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He flew over the city looking for crimes. He had done it many times. Fighting for truth, justice and spitting out rhymes.
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tehmedus wrote:He flew over the city looking for crimes. He had done it many times. Fighting for truth, justice and spitting out rhymes.
Better a rapper than a flying crapper.

He lost his youth
fighting for truth
and never a damsel got.
With his underwear on the outside
only gay men thought him "Hot".
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