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Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Spindaddy wrote:"So that was why they called those flowers Mums," he mused. "Siri, where should I bury Dad?" "Under the Poppies" it said.
:) Been having too many punflower seeds? :P
Haha! Perhaps so!
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kentblue82 wrote:Wiping my own piss off the back of my head, I stormed out of the men's room. It was time to take the portal gun away from Drew.
AWESOME. That had me laughing out loud. :D :D
This was hilarious! More so since recently a friend posted a cartoon about using the portal gun to autofelate oneself.
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Spindaddy wrote:This was hilarious! More so since recently a friend posted a cartoon about using the portal gun to autofelate oneself.
Hahaha!
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kentblue82 wrote:Wiping my own piss off the back of my head, I stormed out of the men's room. It was time to take the portal gun away from Drew.
That's going from bladder to worse!

PS: It's your own damn fault of you didn't notice the glowing, swirling red vortex, right in front of you!
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Finally I asked "So what do the crop circles mean?" The alien smiled "Well you know how humans draw penises everywhere?"
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She loved her new self-driving car
right until the moment when it achieved sentience
and left to join the wild Mustangs.
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Spindaddy wrote:Finally I asked "So what do the crop circles mean?" The alien smiled "Well you know how humans draw penises everywhere?"
Nice!
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Those last two were hilarious. :D
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He grinned as the groveling little figure before him whined.

“But `I'd sell my soul to the devil´ is just an expression!”
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As he suffocated, the man-shaped cavity that he found in his wall while renovating his time travel workshop made sense.
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"Look hands, no ma!" Norman said to his two accomplices, in that sublime moment just before the crushing guilt took him.
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
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My body guard, 4 feet tall and 60 pounds, was no match for ANY of the paparazzi. Last time I use Child Protective Services.
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"He...he ran amok in me," I told the judge.

"I did no such thing!" the werewolf yelled from his seat across the courtroom.
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Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:My body guard, 4 feet tall and 60 pounds, was no match for ANY of the paparazzi. Last time I use Child Protective Services.
Haha! :D
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The existentialist was suicidal, but he wouldn't go through with it. He couldn't stand the idea of causing Armageddon.





*thanks for the spelling help.
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Bejami wrote:The existentialist was suicidal, but he couldn't go through with it. He couldn't stand the idea of causing Armegeddon.
Nice. :D
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It's Armageddon, not Armegeddon.
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Jenifer never brushes her hair
Which is why I now live there
Since my roots reached her brain
Jen's not been quite the same


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Rhyming is hard in a twabble.
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The plumber beat back the tentacles, reaching for the flush lever. Why didn't parents buy their kids goldfish anymore?
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MonsieurMoustache wrote:Rhyming is hard in a twabble.
Yup, so's punctuation. And, having both is extra fun. ;)

A well made rhyme is quite sublime
a poor one rather childish
But if you bash my poetry
I'll bash you back most wildish-ly.
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