Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
The vampire hobbit horde swarmed the red-dead night chanting, "It comes in pints! It comes in pints! It comes in pints!"
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
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Boy looses girl.
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...one piece at a time.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
HAAAAA! Great one!nevermore_66 wrote:The vampire hobbit horde swarmed the red-dead night chanting, "It comes in pints! It comes in pints! It comes in pints!"

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
strawman wrote:
If grace is wishful thinking, I don't like my odds.
Problem is, if grace is grace, Bieber might be pardoned too.
Well if my DC homies aren't there (even you, ASID) then I'm going somewhere else.
#frump
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Thanks but...ROU Killing Time wrote:Well if my DC homies aren't there (even you, ASID) then I'm going somewhere else.
When you're surrounded by heavenly bodies and "strumming your harp", you'll forget all about us in the accursed abyss.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
The Onion Council needed new tactics.
"Humans must be without empathy. We make them cry, but the slaughter won't stop."
"Humans must be without empathy. We make them cry, but the slaughter won't stop."
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Awesome!Bejami wrote:The Onion Council needed new tactics.
"Humans must be without empathy. We make them cry, but the slaughter won't stop."
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
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Seconded.tbaker2500 wrote:Awesome!Bejami wrote:The Onion Council needed new tactics.
"Humans must be without empathy. We make them cry, but the slaughter won't stop."
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WIN.Bejami wrote:The Onion Council needed new tactics.
"Humans must be without empathy. We make them cry, but the slaughter won't stop."

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Took me a minute to realize you meant blood and not... uh.. not.. chinese food. Yeah, Chinese food comes in pints too.nevermore_66 wrote:The vampire hobbit horde swarmed the red-dead night chanting, "It comes in pints! It comes in pints! It comes in pints!"
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
GAH !!!Spindaddy wrote: (( Posting sober so as to not angry the grammar po-leece ))

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
After several surgeries and a custom refrigeration unit, James could finally say he had ice water running in his veins.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
You should title that one: "Blue Blood"tbone wrote:After several surgeries and a custom refrigeration unit, James could finally say he had ice water running in his veins.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Oh yes, that confirms it, the absolute surest thing I ever found for a hangover…drinking very heavily the night before.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Joe ran to the top of the final sand dune, towel and sunscreen in hand and shouted “Where’s the damn beach?! …Iraq sucks!”
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Kbilly wrote:Joe ran to the top of the final sand dune, towel and sunscreen in hand and shouted “Where’s the damn beach?! …Iraq sucks!”



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Nice one, Tbone, and welcome to the forums! Looking forward to seeing what else you've got up your sleeves besides that fridge-IV in your arm.tbone wrote:After several surgeries and a custom refrigeration unit, James could finally say he had ice water running in his veins.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
You draw too much attention to yourself. I can avoid being seen, if I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift.nevermore_66 wrote:The vampire hobbit horde swarmed the red-dead night chanting, "It comes in pints! It comes in pints! It comes in pints!"
"I'm drunk, what's your excuse?"
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"I'm getting one!"nevermore_66 wrote:The vampire hobbit horde swarmed the red-dead night chanting, "It comes in pints! It comes in pints! It comes in pints!"
"You've had a whole half already and you're the designated driver. How will we get to Mordor Pippin?"
"I'm drunk, what's your excuse?"
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
The lyrics to meditation music are actually bits of the Necronomican. Shuffle is eventually going to get them in order.
"Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
"That is an excellent practice. But right now I'd suggest you concentrate on the Jabberwocky."
"That is an excellent practice. But right now I'd suggest you concentrate on the Jabberwocky."