Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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OK, maybe this is cheating a little because the title gives it context, but I'm too hungry to think clearly.
I'm thinking of you Plath
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All I want is people to enjoy my writing. I've copied the greats: I am depressed, I drink, womanize. I have one thing left.
I'm thinking of you Plath
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All I want is people to enjoy my writing. I've copied the greats: I am depressed, I drink, womanize. I have one thing left.
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Hello,
I am fairly new to The Drabblecast and am still figuring out the details of the postings. A few days ago I posted a couple Twabbles which seem to have disappeared shortly after they went up. I used Word's word count and had them at 100 characters (no spaces) and also ran them through the tool on this website which scored them as "perfect length". I'm just wondering where they went and if I screwed something up in the posting process.
Thank you for any help!
I am fairly new to The Drabblecast and am still figuring out the details of the postings. A few days ago I posted a couple Twabbles which seem to have disappeared shortly after they went up. I used Word's word count and had them at 100 characters (no spaces) and also ran them through the tool on this website which scored them as "perfect length". I'm just wondering where they went and if I screwed something up in the posting process.
Thank you for any help!
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They seemed to have shown up again in a different spot on the site than I left them. I'm not entirely sure how the twitter thing works I guess.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Read the post, "*** Read This Before Posting ***", especially item 3.Squishbot wrote:They seemed to have shown up again in a different spot on the site than I left them.
You posted twabbles in the wrong place and they were moved to this thread. No other issues. Post twabbles in this thread and you're doing fine.
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Airplane? Is there another kind of plane? I propose skyboat makes more sense. No? Fine. You always have to be Mr. Wright.
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It's been a while since I visited the forums. Hopefully this one (or something like it) hasn't been done already...
At the hike's end we found seal skins scattered all over that beach. "Let's go," I said. "But first, let me take a Selkie."
At the hike's end we found seal skins scattered all over that beach. "Let's go," I said. "But first, let me take a Selkie."
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Hello there! 
I stared in horror at my shoe; the nameless gob of flesh and oozing dread ichor that clung to my finger also abased my sole.

I stared in horror at my shoe; the nameless gob of flesh and oozing dread ichor that clung to my finger also abased my sole.
The most merciful thing in all the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. -- H. P. Lovecraft
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Hee hee...JMiriah wrote:It's been a while since I visited the forums. Hopefully this one (or something like it) hasn't been done already...
At the hike's end we found seal skins scattered all over that beach. "Let's go," I said. "But first, let me take a Selkie."
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I'll accept the title if there's a sprawling, crumbling castle in it for me.strawman wrote:Welcome to the House of Groans.
Do you go by Lord?
The most merciful thing in all the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. -- H. P. Lovecraft
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Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz....L0rdEntr0py wrote:I'll accept the title if there's a sprawling, crumbling castle in it for me.strawman wrote:Welcome to the House of Groans.
Do you go by Lord?
...actually I'd settle for a 6 pack of craft beer and big yummy pretzel.
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He rushed along the course in record time. Outpacing all the kids who came behind. Winner of the iambic pentameter dash.
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Lobsters are scorpion-mermaids. Seals are dog-mermaids. manatees are cow-mermaids. Why no people version? Sharks.
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He held my severed foot up for me to see before slamming it down on the table. "There," he said. "You think it's level now?"
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Deep in the Everglades, graveyard for secrets and sins, an outboard motor rumbles a funeral dirge, late into the night.