Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Peter wiped Tootle’s blood from his mouth. Another saved from growing up. Wings flew him away to look for more lost boys.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
As a fan of Peter Pan.... BRAVO!MonsieurMoustache wrote:Peter wiped Tootle’s blood from his mouth. Another saved from growing up. Wings flew him away to look for more lost boys.
I enjoyed that one!
I'm not Evil. I'm Corporate.
Zombie Catfish.
Zombie Catfish.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I wouldn't say I'm crazy. I would just marbled carpentry-algorithms descendant monopoly interviewing maple donuts!
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I've heard some guys relish the thrill of the chase.
I don't subscribe to that.
I much prefer the the torture and killing.
I don't subscribe to that.
I much prefer the the torture and killing.
"We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight."
HP Lovecraft
HP Lovecraft
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Jason on the next stool pointed at my ribs. "Are you going to finish that?" I know she left me, but she won't make me do that.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
unreliable narrator wrote:I've heard some guys relish the thrill of the chase.
I don't subscribe to that.
I much prefer the the torture and killing.
It may look like it's perfect length in the Twitfic Sizer, but on a proofreading level, it's actually only 97 characters long.


The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Ideal Partners
We're so alike, you and I. I feel so at ease around you.
It's true. We get along so well. Now, I must get on and brush my teeth.
It's true. We get along so well. Now, I must get on and brush my teeth.
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Oh, please yourselves!
Time beyond measure has passed since the Great Cleansing.
Felinity shall always give thanks to their Lord, Cat the Loo.
Felinity shall always give thanks to their Lord, Cat the Loo.
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Trying times
Removing his armour, he examined his tunic, magically coming apart at the seams.
He was the knight of the living thread.
He was the knight of the living thread.
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Are The Stars Out Tonight?
"I'm back", said Igor.
"Did you get all the body parts I asked for?".
"I'm sorry, Professor, but I only have eyes for you".
"Did you get all the body parts I asked for?".
"I'm sorry, Professor, but I only have eyes for you".
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I've heard some guys relish the thrill of the chase, but I don't subscribe to that. I much prefer the torture and killing.SpareInch wrote:unreliable narrator wrote:I've heard some guys relish the thrill of the chase.
I don't subscribe to that.
I much prefer the the torture and killing.
It may look like it's perfect length in the Twitfic Sizer, but on a proofreading level, it's actually only 97 characters long.
Did you see what I did there?
Better? Thanks SpareInch! Remind me never to try and Twabble at 1am after a bottle of wine again!

"We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight."
HP Lovecraft
HP Lovecraft
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Sometimes I wonder about the decisions I've made... particularly today, when the police arrived to dig up my basement.
"We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight."
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If we're in a garden.
How about...
"It's a full moon, lamblover dear!"
"The moon may be high, but I can't see a thing in the sky, 'cos I only have eyes for ewe".
That's better
But, who is the phantom Twabble Twiddler? Tune in next time...
"It's a full moon, lamblover dear!"
"The moon may be high, but I can't see a thing in the sky, 'cos I only have eyes for ewe".
That's better

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
unreliable narrator wrote:I've heard some guys relish the thrill of the chase, but I don't subscribe to that. I much prefer the torture and killing.SpareInch wrote:unreliable narrator wrote:I've heard some guys relish the thrill of the chase.
I don't subscribe to that.
I much prefer the the torture and killing.
It may look like it's perfect length in the Twitfic Sizer, but on a proofreading level, it's actually only 97 characters long.
Did you see what I did there?
Better? Thanks SpareInch! Remind me never to try and Twabble at 1am after a bottle of wine again!
Always nice to see some But

The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
unreliable narrator wrote:Sometimes I wonder about the decisions I've made... particularly today, when the police arrived to dig up my basement.
Ah, The Fred West Dilemma.
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
Re: Are The Stars Out Tonight?
pondspider wrote:"I'm back", said Igor.
"Did you get all the body parts I asked for?".
"I'm sorry, Professor, but I only have eyes for you".
Are you sure you never used to write for Viz?
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Re: Trying times
I love me some puns! Nice!pondspider wrote:Removing his armour, he examined his tunic, magically coming apart at the seams.
He was the knight of the living thread.
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Re: Are The Stars Out Tonight?
pondspider wrote:"I'm back", said Igor.
"Did you get all the body parts I asked for?".
"I'm sorry, Professor, but I only have eyes for you".

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Hiya all! I'm a long time listener new to forums so I figured a Twabble was a cool place to start, so here goes!:
They say that evil twins always have mustaches. Well, mine must have figured out two uses for a razor blade to replace me.
They say that evil twins always have mustaches. Well, mine must have figured out two uses for a razor blade to replace me.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Welcome aboard, SpookyCrisp!
(But you forgot the goatee.
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(But you forgot the goatee.
