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Post by kentblue82 » Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:25 pm

News of the zombie apocalypse broke during the game. He walked to his backyard, hoping he buried the bodies deep enough.
"Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying." - Arthur C. Clarke

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Post by harpoguy » Sun Oct 05, 2014 10:15 pm

"I swear, honey, the cat is suicidal. He hung himself in the hall closet. I was trying to untangle him when you walked in."

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Post by Caustic Reverie » Mon Oct 06, 2014 1:53 am

He roamed the market until he became lost among the alien and the exotic. This was as good a place as any to start a new life.

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Post by pondspider » Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:23 am

harpoguy wrote:"I swear, honey, the cat is suicidal. He hung himself in the hall closet. I was trying to untangle him when you walked in."
Nice one 8)

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Post by pondspider » Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:53 am

Awake. Cannot sleep. Mind wandering chaotically. Nothing for it. That old weakness. Engage in gratuitous Twabbling.

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Post by pondspider » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:14 am

kentblue82 wrote:News of the zombie apocalypse broke during the game. He walked to his backyard, hoping he buried the bodies deep enough.
The Twabbling in you, strong it is. Hmmmm.

Do I detect a running theme? :?

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Post by pondspider » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:21 am

Caustic Reverie wrote:He roamed the market until he became lost among the alien and the exotic. This was as good a place as any to start a new life.
He'd always been drawn to the bazaar side of life.

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Post by Chairman Goodchild » Mon Oct 06, 2014 5:35 am

Jeff looked into the mirror miserably. Swollen feet, pale skin, and a red, puffy nose. It was terminal Clown's Disease.

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When I Were A Lass

Post by SpareInch » Mon Oct 06, 2014 8:55 am

“When I was your age,” the old woman said to the two boys, “we didn’t have time for all this sex. We had six kids to bring up!”
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

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Post by kentblue82 » Mon Oct 06, 2014 1:28 pm

pondspider wrote:
kentblue82 wrote:News of the zombie apocalypse broke during the game. He walked to his backyard, hoping he buried the bodies deep enough.
The Twabbling in you, strong it is. Hmmmm.

Do I detect a running theme? :?
:D
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Quit horsing around

Post by Spindaddy » Tue Oct 07, 2014 1:42 am

I asked the centaur "Why the long face?"
With a snort he whined "I failed my rite. I only screamed until I was half-horse."
I'm not Evil. I'm Corporate.
Zombie Catfish.

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Post by pondspider » Tue Oct 07, 2014 12:26 pm

Chairman Goodchild wrote:Jeff looked into the mirror miserably. Swollen feet, pale skin, and a red, puffy nose. It was terminal Clown's Disease.
Clowns. A gift for the spookily-inclined. Those monstrous grins.... The horror!

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Post by unreliable narrator » Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:33 pm

An unsolved murder.
A handful of suspects.
Multiple motives.
The tension mounts.
My money's still on Colonal Mustard.
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Post by pondspider » Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:50 pm

unreliable narrator wrote:My money's still on Colonal Mustard.
Spelling. Colonel. At least, I think so.... the Interweb is a bit divided on this.

I never did like Reverend Green. Those shifty eyes. And he has thing about rope, if you get my drift.

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Post by SpareInch » Tue Oct 07, 2014 3:19 pm

pondspider wrote:
unreliable narrator wrote:My money's still on Colonal Mustard.
Spelling. Colonel. At least, I think so.... the Interweb is a bit divided on this.

I never did like Reverend Green. Those shifty eyes. And he has thing about rope, if you get my drift.
Colonel

Easy way to remember - Think how the Germans in 'Alo 'Alo used to say it. ;)
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

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Post by eric_marsh » Tue Oct 07, 2014 3:44 pm

Vaz said, "If mind control is possible nature would provide it."
Dr. Cox stared back.
"Yes of course. How foolish of me."
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole
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Post by strawman » Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:01 pm

Ever since the wasp larvae, I will never trust nature.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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Post by pondspider » Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:10 pm

Spindaddy wrote:I asked the centaur "Why the long face?"
With a snort he whined "I failed my rite. I only screamed until I was half-horse."
I read this twice, separated by about four hours, and it was only on the second reading that I saw the full connection. I must be tired or something.

In the pub the centaur had on a long face.
"Hey buddy, isn't there a whiskey named after you", I enquired.
"What? Dobbin?"

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The old 'uns are the best

Post by pondspider » Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:18 pm

The piece of string came in and ordered a drink.
Someone asked, "Hey. Ain't you a piece of string?".
"No, I'm afraid not".

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Laugh? I almost started

Post by pondspider » Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:26 pm

Pete the centaur was glum.
Friends tried cheering him up, but to no avail.
In the end one asked, "Hey, why the long face?".

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