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SpareInch
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by SpareInch » Mon Feb 23, 2015 8:42 am
strawman wrote:Tastes like chicken.
Everything does if you put enough Ketchup on it. That's why I don't use ketchup - You just never know what people are trying to slip you under that red muck!

The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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by unreliable narrator » Tue Feb 24, 2015 1:22 pm
Verity Goodchild skipped back to Fairy Dell with her apron splattered a vivid red.
So much for nominative determinism.
"We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight."
HP Lovecraft
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by unreliable narrator » Tue Feb 24, 2015 1:55 pm
After several failed submissions my new book 'My Perpetually Exposed Penis' has finally been published.
It's out now.
"We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight."
HP Lovecraft
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SpareInch
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by SpareInch » Tue Feb 24, 2015 2:08 pm
unreliable narrator wrote:Verity Goodchild skipped back to Fairy Dell with her apron splattered a vivid red.
So much for nominative determinism.
Is Verity related to Chairman?
And since when was Derek a fairy?
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by SpareInch » Tue Feb 24, 2015 2:17 pm
Sorry folks. Accidental double post.

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by SpareInch » Tue Feb 24, 2015 2:28 pm
I know, I know... The slogans way out of date. But what the hell. I'm gonna say it anyway.
After years of communist propaganda, James finally learned to fly. So it’s true what they say. Red Bull gives you wings!
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Algernon Sydney is Dead
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by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Feb 25, 2015 12:00 am
unreliable narrator wrote:After several failed submissions my new book 'My Perpetually Exposed Penis' has finally been published.
It's out now.
I doubt that Nathan has the balls to choose this one

. It's time has not come, but it works on several levels.
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by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Feb 25, 2015 12:03 am
SpareInch wrote:I meant to put this one up ages ago, but according to the file where I keep twabbles, I didn't.
All the snacks served in the Scary Movie Studio Commissary are haunted...
But
you DID post this before. Please don't double-post like that. In the future, gratuitous repeated submissions may be deleted.
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by SpareInch » Wed Feb 25, 2015 11:41 am
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
But
you DID post this before. Please don't double-post like that. In the future, gratuitous repeated submissions may be deleted.
Oops... Bad organisation on my part there. I'll scrub the duplicate, and nurse my slapped wrist.
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by unreliable narrator » Wed Feb 25, 2015 7:44 pm
There it was again.
That infernal scratching!
I thought it was the rats in the walls.
Turned out to be Russell my hamster.
"We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight."
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by MadeintheDark » Thu Feb 26, 2015 9:38 pm
The Pizza had expired, but I must keep coding. My knuckles ached, but the code was the key. If only she would open her eyes.
Cheers - Made in the Dark and Stanley the Alien
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by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Feb 26, 2015 9:56 pm
MadeintheDark wrote:The Pizza had expired, but I must keep coding. My knuckles ached, but the code was the key. If only she would open her eyes.
Ah, so
you're GamerGurl69!
Your avatar is going to be so cool!
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by MadeintheDark » Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:17 pm
She fell from the maze, failing as her husband had failed before her. She could not escape, there were just too many dots.
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by MadeintheDark » Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:46 pm
The beast's body lay draped across the wreckage. Branded on the shoulder of it's upper limb the word 'Boss'. She smiled.
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by MadeintheDark » Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:54 pm
The arrow flew, a kill shot. The Dragon, flailed and crashed to the ground. Pity, she had room for neither bones nor soul.
[Author: was edited post submission for correctness]
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by MadeintheDark » Thu Feb 26, 2015 11:13 pm
groomporter wrote:He heard voices in his hard drive's white noise, and shivered in the cold after the furnace fan told him what he must to do.
Both MitD and Stanley think this is a winner! Character choice of 'Furnace Fan' versus say 'Mr. Power Supply Fan' is brilliant!
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by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Mar 01, 2015 6:16 am
Now about that dreadful dress,
a gold & white and blue-y mess.
You see it was an exposure test.
I see more; we all need less.
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by artarys » Tue Mar 03, 2015 9:01 am
A scream awoke Jon from his dreams. He was alone on the floor of the hut. Where was his wife, and what smelled so delicious?
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by robert.lach » Wed Mar 04, 2015 6:56 pm
Sewing can be such a chore, and boy how they cried, but the only way to lift the curse on our village was to rejoin the twins.