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Post by strawman » Sat Mar 28, 2015 5:31 pm

SYFY fans everywhere rejoiced at the discovery that Heaven is an alternate universe.
(The grass is ALWAYS greener...)
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Post by drewdidthis » Mon Mar 30, 2015 8:40 pm

The Assassin's Wives Club threw her a party for her first kill. A small party with a small cake, that no one dared to touch.

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Post by drewdidthis » Mon Mar 30, 2015 8:49 pm

The hair wasn't right. He turned it back to front and dabbed away blood. "Flawless," he said through the wet mouth-hole.

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Post by drewdidthis » Mon Mar 30, 2015 9:00 pm

Cops had searched the home, but not the smoke-house. Bodies hung with pigs in the smoke. And to his horror, he was hungry.

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Post by The_Hol-Man » Tue Mar 31, 2015 1:53 am

I wonder if babies ever wake up in the middle of the night without crying. Probably not - I'm thirty and I never managed it.

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Post by AtemAndrew » Tue Mar 31, 2015 2:16 am

He smiled, waking up next to the loving wife, the loving children, the loving grandpa. Then he heard the husband scream.
The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Mar 31, 2015 2:24 am

AtemAndrew wrote:He smiled, waking up next to the loving wife, the loving children, the loving grandpa. Then he heard the husband scream.
Ah, so you've met uncle Frank too... :)

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Mar 31, 2015 2:25 am

She said, "Only true friends will leave footprints in your heart."
But as the pain wracked my body, I knew she was a bitch.

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Post by AtemAndrew » Tue Mar 31, 2015 4:28 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:She said, "Only true friends will leave footprints in your heart."
But as the pain wracked my body, I knew she was a bitch.
Yes, nobody likes Uncle Frank. I see you've met Cousin Sydney.
The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
H. P. Lovecraft

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Post by AtemAndrew » Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:04 pm

The man could not help but eat his own flesh. After all, he had wished to be sweet, and he was too delicious to help himself.
The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
H. P. Lovecraft

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Post by zatatmando » Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:21 pm

Like its cousin, the Land Shark, the Gift Box Jellyfish is a truly cunning predator. "Delivery!" "Ooh what's this?..."

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Post by zatatmando » Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:24 pm

Due to a mistranslation, the newly formed nation Blech has confused Kowtowing with cow-tipping, with tragic results.

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Post by strawman » Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:51 pm

I might have fired myself for incompetence a year ago. But I felt so guilty.
I had, after all, been sleeping with the boss.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:18 pm

zatatmando wrote:Like its cousin, the Land Shark, the Gift Box Jellyfish is a truly cunning predator. "Delivery!" "Ooh what's this?..."
Fun!
Welcome aboard, Zatatmando!

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It can't be why you're going to die.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:20 pm

strawman wrote:I might have fired myself for incompetence a year ago. But I felt so guilty.
I had, after all, been sleeping with the boss.
So, under reason for termination you put "Lay away"? :P

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Post by groomporter » Thu Apr 02, 2015 3:36 pm

The Christian children's band "Beagles of the Apocalypse" was poorly hidden front for sniffing out the evils of Satan.



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Post by AtemAndrew » Fri Apr 03, 2015 12:07 am

My hand wrapped around the sharp oaken stake. From Hell's heart, I stab at thee, the tip driving into your ancient flesh.
The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Apr 03, 2015 10:00 am

I am dog, hear my growls
Something evil in my bowels
I hope you have some paper towels
& some spray that smells like flowers

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Post by afgrappin » Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:05 pm

The boatman knocked out two of my molars with an oar, and I boarded the sloop with aching gums. I hate the damn tooth ferry.
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Post by afgrappin » Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:07 pm

zatatmando wrote:Like its cousin, the Land Shark, the Gift Box Jellyfish is a truly cunning predator. "Delivery!" "Ooh what's this?..."
I got such a great visual from this! Nice.
Don't follow your dreams. Live them.

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