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Post by miniscreams » Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:26 pm

munsi wrote:"Let's agree to disagree." She told me, and we've disagreed about everything ever since. And it has been exhausting...
Too funny :lol:
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Post by zatatmando » Mon Apr 06, 2015 2:46 pm

Happy Zombie Jesus Day Kids! Eat lots of Easter candy, because zombie Jesus is a diabetic. Remember "safety in sweets!"

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Apr 09, 2015 6:56 am

On her death bed, Judy told me that she had never loved me.
Before then, neither of us had known that that was her death bed.

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Post by eric_marsh » Fri Apr 10, 2015 12:49 am

The best stories come from personal experiences.

It's 3 am when I break into the morgue, hoping to cure my writers block.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole
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Post by AtemAndrew » Fri Apr 10, 2015 4:01 am

He took a sip from the large Styrofoam cup, dropping it in horror when he realized it was not a Pepsi-cola, but it was diet.
The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
H. P. Lovecraft

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Post by groomporter » Fri Apr 10, 2015 2:23 pm

Loading .22 shells with rock salt made the annual fairy hunt safer, and the quality of trophies improved dramatically.


"Ripped from the headlines..."
-Paranormal experts hunt for Fairies at bottom of Royal Botanic Garden in Edinburgh
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird ... om-5419428
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Post by unreliable narrator » Sun Apr 12, 2015 1:40 pm

The Mouse Olympics ended in tragedy today as an ill judged throw of the toffee hammer bludgeoned Stuart Little to death.
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Dey Gone

Post by Cumbrous&Unlovely » Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:39 am

Smashed door, broken glass, and a few scales...investigators fanned out, but all anyone had to say to them was “Dagon”…

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Post by AtemAndrew » Mon Apr 13, 2015 8:17 pm

I hear many whispers, filling my head, my ears, telling me sweet nothings and dark tales. But I had been deaf since birth.
The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
H. P. Lovecraft

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Post by Gixmo » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:07 pm

Cumbrous&Unlovely wrote:Smashed door, broken glass, and a few scales...investigators fanned out, but all anyone had to say to them was “Dagon”…
I love it!
Just a time traveller stuck in 1st gear!

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Post by eric_marsh » Tue Apr 14, 2015 5:35 pm

The buzzing in my ears was just an annoyance until the day that a fly flew out of one of them... and the buzzing didn't stop.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole
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Post by AtemAndrew » Tue Apr 14, 2015 5:52 pm

As I sneezed, the green ooze shooting from my nose, I noticed that it had a face. It blinked at me, waved, and wandered off.
The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
H. P. Lovecraft

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Post by groomporter » Thu Apr 16, 2015 1:28 pm

As a werecat my senses improved. I now see what my tom sees when he stares into a corner, and you don't want to know about it.
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Post by strawman » Thu Apr 16, 2015 2:05 pm

AtemAndrew wrote:As I sneezed, the green ooze shooting from my nose, I noticed that it had a face. It blinked at me, waved, and wandered off.
I once had a booger that looked like Stephen Hawking. But with a normal voice.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by AtemAndrew » Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:23 pm

groomporter wrote:As a werecat my senses improved. I now see what my tom sees when he stares into a corner, and you don't want to know about it.
some cool ranch doritos will clear that right up.
The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
H. P. Lovecraft

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Sleepy Sleepy shoggoth.

Post by VanillaConchShell » Tue Apr 21, 2015 3:36 am

I push the tentacles off me. It finally fell asleep. After returning to bed I snuggle into my squishy black love machine.

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Post by AtemAndrew » Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:16 pm

He gulped, smiling. The coppery taste of blood filled his maw, his fangs retracting before he tasted the hint of garlic.
The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
H. P. Lovecraft

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Post by drewdidthis » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:49 pm

Such a perfect love can't exist, he thought but didn't say in case it became true. But they heard and tomorrow it was gone.

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Post by drewdidthis » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:51 pm

"I know how I think and this isn't me," His mouth said. The key to a perfect virtual reality prison is coding for insanity.

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Post by drewdidthis » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:54 pm

She saw the bus coming. Saw the children in every seat. Too late to move. She apologized silently and went invulnerable.

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