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drewdidthis wrote:"I know how I think and this isn't me," His mouth said. The key to a perfect virtual reality prison is coding for insanity.
That should be:
      coding for (mass) insanity.
which would explain so much.
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My name is Alan Turing. I have broken a tooth, on a watch inside in my apple and appear to be fucking overdosing on Lithium.
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The doctor spoke sympathetically.

"I'm sorry, but your son is... musical."

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I splurged and bought an expensive razor. Y'know, the five-bladed kind?
My victims barely felt it!
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AJHunter wrote:I splurged and bought an expensive razor. Y'know, the five-bladed kind?
My victims barely felt it!
Good clean fun!
Alas, it's way too short to be a twabble.
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The warning label on the hover board read: In the event of an operator error, the auto-pilot may eject you to save itself.
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An illustrated twabble

An effect of the witch trials in Europe that is seldom reported was the devastation of the thriving German hand-carved voodoo doll industry.

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Dollmakers in Germany, from the Hortus Saniatus 1491
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I think I've written one with a similar theme, but after seeing the attached article I couldn't resist.

The Mohel was horrified when he saw his garden after several rainy days. Some "clippings" just should not be composted.

Human-Shaped Species Of Mushroom Discovered In UK
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-an ... oks-humans
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With apologies, but I figured since I put the work into drafting it I might as well post it.

T h i s i s t h e l o n g e s t t w a b b l e i c a n w r i t e w i t h o u t b r e a k i n g t h e r u l e s ( s t a t e d , o r i m p l i e d ) . I a m t h e f i r s t t o d o t h i s , r i g h t ?
"Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
"That is an excellent practice. But right now I'd suggest you concentrate on the Jabberwocky."
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groomporter wrote:An effect of the witch trials in Europe that is seldom reported was the devastation of the thriving German hand-carved voodoo doll industry.
That's way too long to be a twabble.
Also, it's "action figure" not "doll". :wink:
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Etaan wrote:With apologies, but I figured since I put the work into drafting it I might as well post it.

T h i s i s t h e l o n g e s t t w a b b l e i c a n w r i t e w i t h o u t b r e a k i n g t h e r u l e s ( s t a t e d , o r i m p l i e d ) . I a m t h e f i r s t t o d o t h i s , r i g h t ?
Yes, yes. *slow clap (one-handed)*

Of course, it would take Norm 2 tweets to post this and we, sadly, probably can't trick him into reading it on the podcast. :(
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Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
groomporter wrote:An effect of the witch trials in Europe that is seldom reported was the devastation of the thriving German hand-carved voodoo doll industry.
That's way too long to be a twabble.
Also, it's "action figure" not "doll". :wink:

Humbug. I had it properly sized with the sizing tool, but must have pasted in my twitter-length version by mistake.
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She gave me her heart. The rest of it, I kind of helped myself to. The spleen was easy, but the pancreas was a serious bitch.
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Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Of course, it would take Norm 2 tweets to post this and we, sadly, probably can't trick him into reading it on the podcast. :(
Yeah, I don't think it would translate to audio very well. :-l
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She raced home from school, lifted the bedskirt and peered underneath. Writhing, undulating, slurping. It was ready.
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Welcome aboard, Littleshoes!
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Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Welcome aboard, Littleshoes!
Eee! Thank you! Been a fan for so long, decided to give this a go!
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When he saw no one could ever write better twabbles he set himself on fire. Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.
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The Paranormal Squad had often dealt with Voudon crimes, but the victim's Hello Kitty gris-gris added a bizarre twist.
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