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Chest heaving, knuckles bloodied, eyes misty, heart broken...
He couldn't believe what he had done for a Klondike bar.
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The second time the Tower of Babel fell, the pieces rose and self-assembled. This time it is was the Lord who was humbled.
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Bobby Knightrider wrote:The second time the Tower of Babel fell, the pieces rose and self-assembled. This time it is was the Lord who was humbled.
Sounds like the creation of a celestial Weeble™ toy for God. :)

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erica.weems wrote:Chest heaving, knuckles bloodied, eyes misty, heart broken...
He couldn't believe what he had done for a Klondike bar.
I like the idea and the start. Don't like the reminder of an ad campaign I despise.
Maybe he did it for something like bunny slippers instead? :)
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Its was sunny outside. I wanted to go outside and play but mom said "No. Your father has to come back with your space suit."
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Starved and reduced to eating the dead raccoon was terrifying. Worse was finding out that it wasn't dead just yet.

Ouch.
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Raccoon sushi?
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While The Mothers of Invention screamed in my headphones, I wondered if anyone had ever gotten into Sushi Creamcheese.
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Beck wrote:Starved and reduced to eating the dead raccoon was terrifying. Worse was finding out that it wasn't dead just yet.

Ouch.
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strawman wrote:... anyone had ever gotten into Sushi Creamcheese.
Pretty sure even the raccoons would avoid that. ;)
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It's the programmer's 0 = 1 code that results in the "lies". AI is closer than we thought.
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Learning to love yourself:


I want to like her. Really, I do. But she's just so mean to me sometimes when we fight.
I wish I got along better with myself.
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erica.weems wrote:Learning to love yourself:


I want to like her. Really, I do. But she's just so mean to me sometimes when we fight.
I wish I got along better with myself.
"Judge not, lest ye be judged."
Oh, wait...
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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From our sun, a subatomic particle triggered the mutated cancer cell.
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