Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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I'm scheduled for an Earthectomy next week. What's an Earth? An evolutionary relic. Mostly harmless.
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Now THAT is wishful thinking.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Congratulations, Earthlings! Your world has been chosen for the Planetball Tournament. Better hold on to something.
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Niboree wrote:Congratulations, Earthlings! Your world has been chosen for the Planetball Tournament. Better hold on to something.
Great tone.
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"No, no!" I rebuke. "You have fewer fingers - they are discrete and you can still count them - but you scream for less pain"
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I'm too scared to scream and she has no mouth. Oh, it's my old pal, so with stuttering blinks we jabber in alien semaphore.
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In the great canvas shortage of 1904, every seer, prophet and prognosticator agreed. It was indeed a time of poor tents.
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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dlshirey, you are a poet.
SpareInch: Facepalm for hot-crossed puns
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Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Oh... Am I to be punished? 

The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Following a long, delicious meal, we cheerily wave adieu to our host. But he just twitches. And they say botfly are rude.
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"Screaming?" the Zoran chef laughed. "They don't feel pain. It's just the sound of air leaking from the boiling human."
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Mmm, I love it when it squirms as I thrust my knife deeply into its red flesh, with its juices oozing out. Mmm, I love jelly!
Could probably do with a bit of tweaking
Could probably do with a bit of tweaking

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She never seems to smile any-more. Not since the accident anyway. It seems that over injecting botox will do that to you.
First Contact
I met the alien; we shook hands.
I smiled; it became angry.
I coughed; it forgave me.
We have much to learn from each other.
I smiled; it became angry.
I coughed; it forgave me.
We have much to learn from each other.
"Overwhelmed as one would be placed in my position,
Such a heavy burden now to be the one,
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending,
To write it down for all the world to see.
But I forgot my pen..."
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Such a heavy burden now to be the one,
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending,
To write it down for all the world to see.
But I forgot my pen..."
-Rosetta Stoned, by Tool
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"Dammit, not again" exclaimed the android, as his shirt became even more colourful, "Humans make so much bloody mess".
Follow up from other android twabble
Follow up from other android twabble

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Hmm, I've been feeling particularly uninspired since I submitted some rather flashy flash fiction to Pseudopod.org.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I must say, you never give an inch.SpareInch wrote:Oh... Am I to be punished?
But then, you don't have an inch to spare, do you?
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Re: First Contact
Piece of art.scarcrow wrote:I met the alien; we shook hands.
I smiled; it became angry.
I coughed; it forgave me.
We have much to learn from each other.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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That's what you get when you drop acid and make a PB&J...Tarius wrote:Mmm, I love it when it squirms as I thrust my knife deeply into its red flesh, with its juices oozing out. Mmm, I love jelly!
Could probably do with a bit of tweaking
Purple prose.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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The Commander powered down the primed incinerator drones, cradling in his claws a balloon that read "Happy Birthday".
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