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bjrobson · Post by **bjrobson** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 12:24 pm

I'm scheduled for an Earthectomy next week. What's an Earth? An evolutionary relic. Mostly harmless.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 10:31 pm

Now THAT is wishful thinking.

Niboree · Post by **Niboree** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 10:53 am

Congratulations, Earthlings! Your world has been chosen for the Planetball Tournament. Better hold on to something.

seani · Post by **seani** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 9:44 am

Niboree wrote:Congratulations, Earthlings! Your world has been chosen for the Planetball Tournament. Better hold on to something.

Great tone.

seani · Post by **seani** » Wed Sep 09, 2015 4:07 pm

"No, no!" I rebuke. "You have fewer fingers - they are discrete and you can still count them - but you scream for less pain"

dlshirey · Post by **dlshirey** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 7:46 pm

I'm too scared to scream and she has no mouth. Oh, it's my old pal, so with stuttering blinks we jabber in alien semaphore.

SpareInch · Post by **SpareInch** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 10:00 am

In the great canvas shortage of 1904, every seer, prophet and prognosticator agreed. It was indeed a time of poor tents.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sun Sep 13, 2015 12:13 pm

dlshirey, you are a poet.
SpareInch: Facepalm for hot-crossed puns

SpareInch · Post by **SpareInch** » Sun Sep 13, 2015 1:33 pm

Oh... Am I to be punished?

seani · Post by **seani** » Sun Sep 13, 2015 1:52 pm

Following a long, delicious meal, we cheerily wave adieu to our host. But he just twitches. And they say botfly are rude.

ScottSpath · Post by **ScottSpath** » Sun Sep 13, 2015 6:00 pm

"Screaming?" the Zoran chef laughed. "They don't feel pain. It's just the sound of air leaking from the boiling human."

Tarius · Post by **Tarius** » Sun Sep 13, 2015 9:28 pm

Mmm, I love it when it squirms as I thrust my knife deeply into its red flesh, with its juices oozing out. Mmm, I love jelly!

Could probably do with a bit of tweaking

Tarius · Post by **Tarius** » Sun Sep 13, 2015 11:00 pm

She never seems to smile any-more. Not since the accident anyway. It seems that over injecting botox will do that to you.

scarcrow · Post by **scarcrow** » Sun Sep 13, 2015 11:17 pm

I met the alien; we shook hands.
I smiled; it became angry.
I coughed; it forgave me.
We have much to learn from each other.

Tarius · Post by **Tarius** » Sun Sep 13, 2015 11:19 pm

"Dammit, not again" exclaimed the android, as his shirt became even more colourful, "Humans make so much bloody mess".

Follow up from other android twabble

loyaleagle · Post by **loyaleagle** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 10:48 pm

Hmm, I've been feeling particularly uninspired since I submitted some rather flashy flash fiction to Pseudopod.org.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 12:49 am

SpareInch wrote:Oh... Am I to be punished?

I must say, you never give an inch.
But then, you don't have an inch to spare, do you?

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 12:52 am

scarcrow wrote:I met the alien; we shook hands.
I smiled; it became angry.
I coughed; it forgave me.
We have much to learn from each other.

Piece of art.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 12:54 am

Tarius wrote:Mmm, I love it when it squirms as I thrust my knife deeply into its red flesh, with its juices oozing out. Mmm, I love jelly!

Could probably do with a bit of tweaking

That's what you get when you drop acid and make a PB&J...
Purple prose.

Robin Oree · Post by **Robin Oree** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 1:49 pm

The Commander powered down the primed incinerator drones, cradling in his claws a balloon that read "Happy Birthday".

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