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BigDumbYak
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Crash

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Backups ran on Wednesday.
I met her on a Thursday.
Everything is in slow motion.
Will I even remember her after the crash?
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Apocalypse How

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Extinction is inevitable.
One day we're rubbing two sticks together, the next a world is burning.
Don't play with fire.
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SHC

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I need spontaneity
You're never spontaneous
Why can't you be more spontaneous, she said
Fine, he sighed, and combusted
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“Is this what you do during the summer?” I asked as Santa took aim.

“Well, now you can’t say I haven’t given you anything.”
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House cleansed,
I sensed the ghost’s departure.

As I sat to rest,
the psychic medium shook her head

“Cats have 9 ghosts.”
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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Orange Apekopolypse

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Sure the world is ending, but that don’ mean you can’t be civilized.
Now y’all sit down and I’ll make us up a nice cup of tea.
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Choices

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How can we possibly vote this election?
Civic duty or not
we're told not to touch our masks.
So how are we to hold our noses?
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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As I stood on the cliff’s edge
I couldn’t take it anymore
So I threw Caution to the wind.

He was as annoying as his nickname.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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Forgone I be

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‘Twas fifth the time and fourth the wine that led me to the borogoves.
Yer drunk you say, but aye and nay, and to home I goes.
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The nurse handed the newborn to me.

Those eyes, so familiar.

I‘d have to take care of it

Now that the beast is in human form.
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Pinching his nose, Charlie shouted

“The pen IS mightier than the sword!”

Not humor, but murder,
shone in Pigpen’s eyes.
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The Last Flight Out

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Eventually, everyone did it.
Flying was like a dream come true.
Except no one has ever been able to figure out how to land.
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As a child
I whispered my fears
to the dark
before bed.

Now I no longer sleep
while listening to shadows
whisper them back.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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The toad stares as the blood dries.
Its eyes reflecting lights.

It hops away as I explain
But the cops still think I did it.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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In stunned silence, I stared at my future self.
His one remaining eye oozed blood
and his cracked lips whispered,
"run."
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"You don't have a child." TJ answered confused.

I asked Ed: "Where is my son?"

He smiled and said "You don't have a child."
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As the deadline approached
I knew I wouldn’t make it.

This had to be orchestrated.

How else would the zombies form a line?
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keithjhale wrote: Sun Sep 06, 2020 2:15 am In stunned silence, I stared at my future self.
His one remaining eye oozed blood
and his cracked lips whispered,
"run."
Love it.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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Reincarnivous

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I think, in my last life, my teeth were... longer
I remember spinning, angry, starving.
The meat... It still gets stuck.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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In my day
We honored and respected our elders.

My children,
I command you
To stop posting my portraits
As Grampire memes.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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