Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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BigDumbYak
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Last Lap

Post by BigDumbYak » Mon Sep 07, 2020 9:50 pm

Through the last turn, neck and neck.
I look over at her and wink, knowing I’ll win.
She yells, ‘Someone in your back seat’

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Paradox Box

Post by BigDumbYak » Tue Sep 08, 2020 3:49 am

The first time machine was a huge success.
So we’re the next ten.
They were the same machine, but it kept returning empty.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by keithjhale » Sat Sep 12, 2020 12:42 am

I turned off the car,
walked around to the back,
and popped open the trunk.

My groceries were there,
but the body was gone.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by keithjhale » Sat Sep 12, 2020 3:56 am

My stepmother means the world to me;
we still have lunch together on weekends!
She's no longer alive, but we make it work.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Sat Sep 12, 2020 4:18 pm

keithjhale wrote:
Sat Sep 12, 2020 12:42 am
I turned off the car,
walked around to the back,
and popped open the trunk.

My groceries were there,
but the body was gone.
You’re lucky. They never have anything nice to say when I open my trunk.

Love this one.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Sat Sep 12, 2020 4:20 pm

keithjhale wrote:
Sat Sep 12, 2020 3:56 am
My stepmother means the world to me;
we still have lunch together on weekends!
She's no longer alive, but we make it work.
Love this one too.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Mon Sep 14, 2020 4:31 pm

I could be beating a dead horse here,

Because you’ve seen that zombie ant fungus, right?

This might not be a real unicorn.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Please...PLEASE.... no more I beg you!!

Post by dinosaurmonkey » Thu Sep 17, 2020 1:24 pm

They forced me into a building with no windows
into a seat in a dark room
I was tortured for 2 hours

Another Shyamalan Movie
Rawr! 🦖🙊

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by dinosaurmonkey » Thu Sep 17, 2020 1:26 pm

Suomy Nona wrote:
Thu Sep 03, 2020 11:01 pm
As a child
I whispered my fears
to the dark
before bed.

Now I no longer sleep
while listening to shadows
whisper them back.

This is yes!!
Rawr! 🦖🙊

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Last Laugh

Post by Suomy Nona » Fri Sep 18, 2020 9:36 pm

With a deafening rumble the world cracks.

Insanity flows as thick as the lava.

It’s an old one

but Cthulhu finally got it.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Sat Sep 19, 2020 4:18 pm

I dig you, Babe.

Right now it feels like
This could last forever.

But within my heart
I know that
You are only

Six feet down.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Sun Sep 20, 2020 9:36 pm

For the upcoming election
There is only one choice
For the thinking man.

The rest of us
Will vote for
The other candidate.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Another Night Terror

Post by Drunkenfrogman » Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:04 pm

Shadows around the doorway swirl and form a shape of a cloaked figure I smirk disappointed in my brains lame night terror

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Wed Sep 23, 2020 11:41 pm

As I enter a room,
A man jumps out.

I stab with my machete.

Screams fill the haunted house
As they realize
This isn’t a show.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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First Flight

Post by BigDumbYak » Thu Sep 24, 2020 9:28 pm

Ever see a bird open it’s wings and let the wind take it away?
I tried
A+ for excitement
F for execution
G for ghosts ARE real

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Plug-n-play

Post by dmckee » Mon Sep 28, 2020 2:44 am

"I see!" said the blind man to his deaf companion. "These haunted transplants really do work with zero configuration."

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Wed Sep 30, 2020 10:27 pm

There’s a monster in my pants

And it has already shredded my shirt

I shouldn’t have gone skinny dipping
During a full moon
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Wed Sep 30, 2020 10:42 pm

As I listen to senseless babble
Mixed with ad hominem word salad,

I realize I must be the crazy one
If they are our leaders.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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It's Hell to work here...

Post by dinosaurmonkey » Tue Oct 06, 2020 2:51 am

Forever shackled in his position
His coworkers are evil
And His boss is the devil incarnate
The job is torture
Literally
Rawr! 🦖🙊

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A date by firelight

Post by dinosaurmonkey » Wed Oct 07, 2020 3:08 am

The fire warmed her pale skin
It made her cheeks glow with a rosy hue
It made her eyes sparkle
Until they burst
It was lovely
Rawr! 🦖🙊

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