Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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I have made a lot of friends during lockdown. When that special delivery package arrives I will be able to make some more.
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She had written antidisestablishmentarianism for the propreantepenultimate time. The end of time was finally near.
"Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
"That is an excellent practice. But right now I'd suggest you concentrate on the Jabberwocky."
"That is an excellent practice. But right now I'd suggest you concentrate on the Jabberwocky."
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A safe place to lay your head
The door hangs open
The place is trashed
He lays down to sleep
He only worries when a door is locked
They can't unlock doors
The place is trashed
He lays down to sleep
He only worries when a door is locked
They can't unlock doors
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Compulsive Behavior
My OCD is getting worse.
My "Place for everything and everything in its place" compulsion now applies to the bodies too.
My "Place for everything and everything in its place" compulsion now applies to the bodies too.
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As the kids knock at my door
my decorations scream for help.
Everyone loves the realism of the suffering
Until it’s them.
my decorations scream for help.
Everyone loves the realism of the suffering
Until it’s them.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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I believe a corpse can be revived after death occurs.
Ergo, I plead Not Guilty to all counts of manslaughter, Your Honor.
Ergo, I plead Not Guilty to all counts of manslaughter, Your Honor.
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Half asleep I rolled out of bed and was shocked awake by the cold hardwood floor under my feet
Right, I had used that carpet
Right, I had used that carpet
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Upon seeing Death,
I fled and boarded
an international flight
to Mexico.
There I found
the waiting arms
of Santa Muerte.
I fled and boarded
an international flight
to Mexico.
There I found
the waiting arms
of Santa Muerte.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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Working Stiffs
The talking heads hadn't responded with fear when the dead rose instead they started to bemoan the rise in unemployment
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My date with the medium went well.
Later, as I disrobed
She ran from the room
Screaming.
She must not like haunted things.
Later, as I disrobed
She ran from the room
Screaming.
She must not like haunted things.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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Love this one! Nice.Avant Cardigan wrote: ↑Thu Oct 08, 2020 12:26 amI have made a lot of friends during lockdown. When that special delivery package arrives I will be able to make some more.
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It may not seem like it
But they say you’ll be OK
You’ll make it through this
However
I just don’t trust
The voices in my head
But they say you’ll be OK
You’ll make it through this
However
I just don’t trust
The voices in my head
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I can't believe the smell in here.
So putrid, vile, rancid.
God it keeps getting worse.
This coffin gets no ventilation.
So putrid, vile, rancid.
God it keeps getting worse.
This coffin gets no ventilation.
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I watched, they watched, we all watched
skinning, butchering, stuffing, mounting.
another head for the hunters wall.
skinning, butchering, stuffing, mounting.
another head for the hunters wall.
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The Leaving Tree
As I am chased from the woods
By the razor edged weapons
Falling from the branches,
I yell in defiance
“Winter is coming!”
By the razor edged weapons
Falling from the branches,
I yell in defiance
“Winter is coming!”
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My high school genetics project escaped its cage, slithered downstairs, and unhinged its jaws. My homework ate my dog.
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I make my cut and admire
The perfect sample
On the end of my scalpel.
So beautiful...
It’s hard to believe
This is my brain.
The perfect sample
On the end of my scalpel.
So beautiful...
It’s hard to believe
This is my brain.
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Reality TV:
Global warming is not so bad
the heat has eased stiff joints.
With our celebrity resemblance
We Waxworks walk among you.
Global warming is not so bad
the heat has eased stiff joints.
With our celebrity resemblance
We Waxworks walk among you.
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Coven for the oven
When shall we three meet again?
We four met last week, but it didn't end well.
I've brought stew this week, though.
Enjoy.
When shall we three meet again?
We four met last week, but it didn't end well.
I've brought stew this week, though.
Enjoy.