Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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Suomy Nona
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1 step forward
2 to the right
3 steps forward
1 to the left

It’s a slow walk home
But I must do it this way

They notice patterns
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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dinosaurmonkey wrote: Sun Mar 14, 2021 3:11 pm It was meant to aid in therapy

Tell the doll your fears
Your worries
Your secrets

Now It knows everything
And it's after me
Love it.

I have a similar problem but
My dolls hide from me.

You’re almost to 100 - nice job, I’ve enjoyed reading your posts and I hope you continue to post occasionally after you meet your goal.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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Suomy Nona wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 2:54 am The sun shone
As we searched the ghost ship
For any sign of life.

At sunset
Our search ended
With groggy-eyed
Vampirates.
I love this. And I want to make this a movie or an epic three part episode arc of something!
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Suomy Nona wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:38 am
You’re almost to 100 - nice job, I’ve enjoyed reading your posts and I hope you continue to post occasionally after you meet your goal.
Thanks!!! For sure. Hopefully some more long form stuff, and some drabbles too!
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He starts with the question "What would happen if I ..."

His MO is curiosity
Each of his murders are completely different
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Every time I want to drink a pint in peace
Some jerk starts harassing me about my gold
I've got cereal to sell in the morning
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dinosaurmonkey wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 8:02 pm
Suomy Nona wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 2:54 am The sun shone
As we searched the ghost ship
For any sign of life.

At sunset
Our search ended
With groggy-eyed
Vampirates.
I love this. And I want to make this a movie or an epic three part episode arc of something!
I use to write my daughter short stories for her birthdays. They were called Bella and the Pirettes in which she and her friends would have some sea adventures. Their rivals were the Pirats which were her brothers and their friends. It’s been years since I wrote her one and I though that Bella and the Vampirates would make a great story to bring the Pirettes and Pirats together for a final adventure.

But, to talk about something completely different, I googled vampirates and saw there is a children’s series by a British author. I almost didn’t post the twabble, but what the hell... it was already finished.
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I pour a beer onto the ground
As I remember all the people
I have lost over the years

I now realize
I was a horrible
Tour guide
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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Suomy Nona wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 1:10 am I pour a beer onto the ground
As I remember all the people
I have lost over the years

I now realize
I was a horrible
Tour guide
This is another one that had me bellylaugh! kudos.
I'm thinking it's the aliens!

Suomy Nona wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 12:36 am I use to write my daughter short stories for her birthdays. They were called Bella and the Pirettes in which she and her friends would have some sea adventures. Their rivals were the Pirats which were her brothers and their friends. It’s been years since I wrote her one and I though that Bella and the Vampirates would make a great story to bring the Pirettes and Pirats together for a final adventure.

But, to talk about something completely different, I googled vampirates and saw there is a children’s series by a British author. I almost didn’t post the twabble, but what the hell... it was already finished.
I love this idea, and totally may steal it. (not the story itself but the birthday presents)
It's the kind of thing that you find out they've kept for decades even if they call them stupid or embarrassing in the moment.
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I'm tired of settling

I wanted a dinosaur
And I got a lizard

I wanted a wolf
I got a dog

I wanted a boyfriend
But I got a cadaver
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My pain has gotten worse
The crutches are next in my declining health
And after the chair I'll be imprisoned in my own body
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I can’t believe I silently sat there
But the cat had my tongue.

I watched it in horror
Wondering which part
It’ll eat next.
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She's smart kind and beautiful
She lives across the hall
But she doesn't even know I exist
I watch her through the keyhole
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dinosaurmonkey wrote: Sat Mar 20, 2021 4:59 pm She's smart kind and beautiful
She lives across the hall
But she doesn't even know I exist
I watch her through the keyhole
You’ve been binge watching too? Great show.

You should use the big screen. There’s room on the fire escape beside me.
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dinosaurmonkey wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 3:11 am
I'm thinking it's the aliens!
Yep, I come with 50 but almost always lose one or two.
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I set the flowers upon
My father’s grave

Wishing I could change my reply
When he asked

“Did you flip the circuit breaker?”
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Suomy Nona wrote: Sun Mar 21, 2021 2:55 pm You’ve been binge watching too? Great show.

You should use the big screen. There’s room on the fire escape beside me.

There's a big screen?! Sweet... see you tonight.
Bring the popcorn, I'll bring the beer!!
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I don't believe in wishing on shooting stars
So I didn't mean it when I said the world should end
The comet will hit in 3 days
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I led the ritual
I said the words
We ate of the body
We drank the blood
And nothing happened

Next Sunday I'll lead mass again
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The mutation isn't cosmetic
There aren't visible abnormalities
It turns out telepathy is more emotionally traumatic
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