Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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Suomy Nona
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Enjoy Summer Camp, Kids!

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You’re not far.

Drive north about four miles
and take the gravel road on the left.

That‘ll take you right to Crystal Lake.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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Re: Enjoy Summer Camp, Kids!

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Suomy Nona wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 2:02 pm You’re not far.

Drive north about four miles
and take the gravel road on the left.

That‘ll take you right to Crystal Lake.
I just finished going through the whole catalog (even the reboot) but still couldn't find the place
so I appreciate the help, Mrs Voorhees

(I like!)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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God isn't cold, uncaring and absent.
It just doesn't matter to God what we believe in as long as there are souls to devour.
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Terms and Conditions May Apply

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The words were said
The bargain was made
And now that it is time to tender payment you want to renegotiate terms?
Go to hell
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Re: Terms and Conditions May Apply

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dinosaurmonkey wrote: Sun Jun 06, 2021 3:09 am The words were said
The bargain was made
And now that it is time to tender payment you want to renegotiate terms?
Go to hell
If your current lender won't renew your business loan, you can go to their competitor.
No one else is in the soul business.
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Re: Terms and Conditions May Apply

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dmckee wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:41 pm
dinosaurmonkey wrote: Sun Jun 06, 2021 3:09 am The words were said
The bargain was made
And now that it is time to tender payment you want to renegotiate terms?
Go to hell
If your current lender won't renew your business loan, you can go to their competitor.
No one else is in the soul business.
Would you be willing to co-signing the "loan" papers with me? I promise I'm good for it. It's just with my credit score...
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The Past Doesn't Stay Buried Long

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It took five hours to dig the hole. I threw her in.
As I filled it back up I thought
I hope it will be deep enough... this time.
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Not Starring Kim C.

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The mannequin stood motionless in the display
Exactly as it is meant to
Why would you expect it to do anything else
Weirdo
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Tornado Season

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As the klaxon sounds we run for the storm shelter.

Panicking I think,
How do I explain the girl I have locked up down there.
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happy birthday old man...

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It's my birthday and the next generation has made it clear, "I've outlived my usefulness".
Fuck planned obsolescence.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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Being the children of the wealthy, the AI mimicked properly, and diligently worked to bring about The Era of Democrats.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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I stare at the “Please Help” subject line.

Did I create another monster?

Cautiously, I open the email from my pseudonym.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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Suomy Nona wrote: Thu Jul 01, 2021 2:47 am I stare at the “Please Help” subject line.

Did I create another monster?

Cautiously, I open the email from my pseudonym.
This is a fun idea. I like.
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Same Idea, But Not

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dinosaurmonkey wrote: Fri May 14, 2021 10:37 pm time for the scavenger hunt
he says with glee
i buried a daisy somewhere in the park
you have ...
about 4 hours to find where


The disturbed earth is a brown stain on the grassy meadow
But Lily will like it here when she finally escapes from the soil
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Fireworks

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Fireworks shows are exciting
People gather in herds to watch
While looking up, they never notice me
Perfect for hunting
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Impatient

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It has been ten years since I prepared the land.

I just want to build my dream home.

When do burial grounds become ancient?
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The Immortal Conflict

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Of the eleven immortal beings only three are humanoid. The others are working to destroy mankind. And they are winning.
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Re: Impatient

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Suomy Nona wrote: Mon Jul 05, 2021 9:43 pm It has been ten years since I prepared the land.

I just want to build my dream home.

When do burial grounds become ancient?
This is fun, I love this idea!

"Your vacation home, I'd be interested in renting out a week or so, preferably during the off season when no one is around!"
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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The whole town came to my brother's funeral. I remember how he'd laughed when no-one came to mine.

He's not laughing now.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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I love how phones progressed.

Music, weather & time at our fingers.

It’s ten pm.

Do you know where your children are?

I do.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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