Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 5:21 am

Nice one DireCarl! Welcome to the forums.

Varda- That's a cool video. It's stuck in my head now. I'm not sure if I should thank you.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 5:37 am

DireCari wrote:Later, lizard-woman gave her errant husband such a strenuous tongue-lashing, that it went in one ear and out the other.

Now his thoughts are on the tip of her tongue.

Good one!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 5:40 am

tbaker2500 wrote:Varda- That's a cool video. It's stuck in my head now. I'm not sure if I should thank you.

You should get on your knees and thank her ever day that you don't cross too close to a moving train!
Every. Day.
(Side thank-you's for not using inappropriate bait for piranhas would not be amiss, either.)

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:08 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
tbaker2500 wrote:Varda- That's a cool video. It's stuck in my head now. I'm not sure if I should thank you.
You should get on your knees and thank her ever day that you don't cross too close to a moving train!
Every. Day.
(Side thank-you's for not using inappropriate bait for piranhas would not be amiss, either.)

You guys are frikkin' awesome. If I can keep even one of you from getting squashed by a train, unsafe piranha handling, or killing the spiders in your shower, then my work here is done.

Now to return to my home planet... if Strawman can ever guess where it is.

DireCari · Post by **DireCari** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:34 am

ASID said:

Now his thoughts are on the tip of her tongue.

Haha. Nice. Yes, eventually he gave her a piece of his mind.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:51 am

Varda wrote:Now to return to my home planet... if Strawman can ever guess where it is.

You said they don't speak English there, and you link to Ozzy videos. So, it MUST be Australia!

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:01 pm

DireCari wrote:Beware the tentacled Drabblecast, all ye who google nearly bare, lest "yer panties" end up in a dubious twabble, there.

The same happened to you, I see. That's how they got me. They get some dirt on you, and threaten to Twabble if you try to run.

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Varda wrote:Now to return to my home planet... if Strawman can ever guess where it is.
You said they don't speak English there, and you link to Ozzy videos. So, it MUST be Australia!

Now everyone's getting in on the fun! Feeling pleased that Google doesn't have this information on me, for some reason.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:01 pm

Or maybe we just like razzing Ozzies.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:30 pm

Welcome, DireCari.
Almost got lost in that name, there, like a fly in a Venus Trap.
Nice Epigrabble.

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:15 am

Joanie got cancer. Her dying wish: peace in the Middle East, and an end to PETA.

Cthulu awoke. Dreams really do come true.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:37 am

Varda wrote:Joanie got cancer. Her dying wish: peace in the Middle East, and an end to PETA.

Cthulu awoke. Dreams really do come true.

Cue the music: Dream a little dream if me.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:14 am

He said, "Let he without sin cast the first stone." So, I picked up a rock & beaned him good. Oops. One more sin for my tally.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 11:38 am

Have you ever tried to cast stone? The melt temperature for liquid phase is like 4000°C. There's only one place that hot.
Come on, come ona my house.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:08 pm

Nonsense. The melting point of granite is only about 1200°C. (The temperature of the inside of the apple tarts that my mom used to give me.)

Other rocks have different temps, most are lower. Hell, ice is technically a rock, and it melts a degree or two less than your stated value.

For your lies, you should cram some cold (melting) stones in your teeth.

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:57 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:For your lies, you should cram some cold (melting) stones in your teeth.

Well, if you're gonna hand out punishments like that, I vote you to run the afterlife!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:02 pm

Better to reign in Hell, than to work the service counter.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:54 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Better to reign in Hell, than to work the service counter.

One sentence summary of Paradise Lost

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:29 pm

strawman wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Better to reign in Hell, than to work the service counter.
One sentence summary of Paradise Lost

Can we get a 100 character summary of "War & Peace" now?

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:30 pm

Varda wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:For your lies, you should cram some cold (melting) stones in your teeth.
Well, if you're gonna hand out punishments like that, I vote you to run the afterlife!

An endless stream of twabbles dripping on your head. Ever hear of the Chinese water torture?

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:21 pm

ROU Killing Time wrote:
Varda wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:For your lies, you should cram some cold (melting) stones in your teeth.
Well, if you're gonna hand out punishments like that, I vote you to run the afterlife!
An endless stream of twabbles dripping on your head. Ever hear of the Chinese water torture?

Except with ice cream! Ice cream, ROU! How is this not a good thing?

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