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Unhappiness

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I don't know why I'm like this
he whispers with tears in his eyes

She opens his access panel muttering
Must be the software
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blissful ignorance

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Sometimes I wake up and there's a moment that I don't remember a thing
And there's no guilt over destroying the human race
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A bloody mess!

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The ancient bloodlines carry powerful magic in them
The only struggle is accessing that magic
It tends to get very messy
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April Showers Bring Death

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Parasites are in the rain
They burrow in to reprogram your cells
You're beyond caring by the time you stop being yourself
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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It was never to be read! It is our doom!
You showed the Great Old One the seafood menu?!?!
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He hee..
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
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Sleep Tight

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I crawled into bed with her
She looked so peaceful asleep there
I just watched her sleep all night
with all eight of my eyes
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Haha! Oh god.
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

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So many good twabble posts recently - I liked them all
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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It began with piercings

Next tattoos & scarification

& Finally implants



Now if seen in the yard

They won’t recognize you
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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Starring Bruce C.

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Ash spat a tooth out of his bloodied mouth. The Ash in the mirror grinned maniacally before punching him in the jaw again.
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crude and tired joke

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The yogi contorted into his next pose seeking cosmic awareness
As you moved into yours, your pants split
He saw your anus
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Question for you all. I think it’s about time to start pushing these Twabbles out to a Twitter account. Is anybody interested in helping manage that account? I’m thinking putting a few out a day, from the massive backlog we have here; crediting author and maybe linking back to here or the main site.
Shoot me your thoughts.
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Foul Temptress!

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Sailors would run ships onto the rocks for a sirens song
Nowadays bar girls lure them to other forms of self-destruction
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Send in the Clowns

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There is a new voice in my head
And I don't know if the others invited it in
But I need it gone
It won't stop singing show tunes
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Hehe
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

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I promise, he said while administering the self-designed dose of anesthesias and narcotics, I'll never cause you pain
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Al was barely
outmaneuvering two bullies
When I came upon them

I jumped in to help

He didn’t have a chance
Against all of us
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Suomy Nona wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 1:13 am Al was barely
outmaneuvering two bullies
When I came upon them

I jumped in to help

He didn’t have a chance
Against all of us
Mom always said
Don't fight to win this one
win every one that'd come after
Kick em when they're down
'til they don't get up


Nice switcheroo,
Alls well that ends Al.
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Brittle Bones

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I had broken dozens of bones before I was 12.
My father thought something must be wrong with me,
But he was the fragile one.
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