Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

[ROU Killing Time]

Twain was born under Halley's Comet and died the same -- I arrived under the missiles of October. This causes me concern.

(thx for letting me borrow your patented "double-dash" ASID.) :thumbs:

[ROU Killing Time]

have the classic symptoms of Compulsive Twabbling Disorder.

You're not the first, nor even the 5th. Where are they now? Bwahahahah!

I prefer quality over quantity. (Not everyone can manage to pull off both..,)

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Twain was born under Halley's Comet and died the same -- I arrived under the missiles of October. This causes me concern.

(thx for letting me borrow your patented "double-dash" ASID.) :thumbs:

Hey, don't blame me for your grammar glitches! Also, don't worry about no stink'n missiles. I'm pretty sure the coming Ebola pandemic will getcha. That or liver failure.

[ROU Killing Time]

Twain was born under Halley's Comet and died the same -- I arrived under the missiles of October. This causes me concern.

(thx for letting me borrow your patented "double-dash" ASID.) :thumbs:

Hey, don't blame me for your grammar glitches! Also, don't worry about no stink'n missiles. I'm pretty sure the coming Ebola pandemic will getcha. That or liver failure.

Hey now, way to buzzkill what started out as a cheerful twabble.

(What about my liver? I don't drink. Do you know something I dont?

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Nah. Musta been a fluke...

How is concern about nuclear armageddon a cheerful twabble?!

[ROU Killing Time]

Nah. Musta been a fluke...

How is concern about nuclear armageddon a cheerful twabble?!

i·ro·ny1
ˈīrənē/
noun
the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.
"“Don't go overboard with the gratitude,” he rejoined with heavy irony"
synonyms: sarcasm, causticity, cynicism, mockery, satire, sardonicism
"that note of irony in her voice"
antonyms: sincerity
a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Hey, somebody's got to play the tsukkomi!
*Here, have a smack upside the head with a paper fan.*

[ROU Killing Time]

Hey, somebody's got to play the tsukkomi!
*Here, have a smack upside the head with a paper fan.*

[pondspider]

Hey, somebody's got to play the tsukkomi!
*Here, have a smack upside the head with a paper fan.*

New word for me: tsukkomi. Looked it up. Mmmmm..... knowledge.
This place is so educational, it should be mandatory in college syllabuses.

[SpareInch]

Only a few more, and we can apply for Syndrome Status!

Twabbetts Syndrome?

[pondspider]

Trepidaciously, Brian sat in the darkened booth and leaned close to the screen.
"Bless me father, for I have Twabbled".

[pondspider]

Since moving in, he'd had twabble with his mouth; he couldn't stop drabbling.
He was living in The House of the Awful Pun.

[pondspider]

Brian was having twabble with his mouth; he kept drabbling.
And his typos were worse than ever, despite the medication.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Now, see, if you'd worked Dribblecast into that one...

[strawman]

Trepidaciously, Brian sat in the darkened booth and leaned close to the screen.
"Bless me father, for I have Twabbled".

Theologians in the Vatican parse the venial twabbles and mortal drabble... Can 100 devils can stand on the head of a pin?

[pondspider]

Theologians in the Vatican parse the venial twabbles and mortal drabble... Can 100 devils can stand on the head of a pin?

That's a beauty (as the actress said to the bishop)

[strawman]

Dang! Afraid I have to bust myself now that I see the glitch. Stupid monkeys!

Theologians in the Vatican basement parse venial twabbles and mortal drabble: Can 100 devils stand on the head of a pin?

Okay. Retrofitted.
Thanks, pondspider.
Now, can you please direct me to Tynsdale?

[ROU Killing Time]

I'm going to passover a twabble about the Vatican. I think I should try for comedy that's a few shades lighter than Ebony.

[pondspider]

Now, can you please direct me to Tynsdale?

As Capt Kirk famously said, "Second star to the right and straight on till morning". That should get you there. Failing that, try exploring the back of your wardrobe.

[strawman]

It's depressing what coming out of the closet has come to mean since Clive.