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I’ve been spending too many nights binge watching.
I don’t get much rest
But I do know your favorite sleeping positions.
I don’t get much rest
But I do know your favorite sleeping positions.
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Now insanity is a word I'm hearing a lot
But I saw what I saw
There was a platypus in a fedora and it was fighting a pharmacist
But I saw what I saw
There was a platypus in a fedora and it was fighting a pharmacist
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Every time I saw her my heart skipped a beat
I used to think it was love
But since my heart surgery I know it was a faulty valve
I used to think it was love
But since my heart surgery I know it was a faulty valve
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Here!
I came to the edge of the universe much like I did with everything else in life.
Unexpectedly and without a clue why I came.
Unexpectedly and without a clue why I came.
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I always have to go back to the room I started in to remember why I went into the kitchen, maybe try that?BigDumbYak wrote: ↑Sat Mar 06, 2021 7:45 pmI came to the edge of the universe much like I did with everything else in life.
Unexpectedly and without a clue why I came.
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The funeral was a solemn event
No pomp or pageantry
The luncheon was much more exciting
As the recently interred arrived
No pomp or pageantry
The luncheon was much more exciting
As the recently interred arrived
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I capture wild animals
keep them in jars
And force them to fight one other
They call it aberrant behavior
I call it pokémon
keep them in jars
And force them to fight one other
They call it aberrant behavior
I call it pokémon
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We tried a new sushi place
Then she finally told me she loved me
She's been retching at the toilet since
I hope it's the fish
Then she finally told me she loved me
She's been retching at the toilet since
I hope it's the fish
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Love it!dinosaurmonkey wrote: ↑Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:58 pmThis is a 100 character story wherein 99 characters are killed in horrific ways, the final character is a sick & twisted 1

"Give us all some Jelly"
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Horror is the artistic exploration of the darkest of societal taboos
And jump scares from cats inexplicably in closets
And jump scares from cats inexplicably in closets
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It’s true.
After getting past your rough exterior,
You’re more beautiful on the inside.
I especially like your spleen.
After getting past your rough exterior,
You’re more beautiful on the inside.
I especially like your spleen.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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“I would never break your heart,”
She whispered seductively in my ear.
“Not while you have those perfectly fine bones.”
She whispered seductively in my ear.
“Not while you have those perfectly fine bones.”
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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My age is showing
It is obvious around my eyes
By the wrinkles of my furrowed brow
And how much blood I need to drink nightly
It is obvious around my eyes
By the wrinkles of my furrowed brow
And how much blood I need to drink nightly
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Smelling dinner John called out,
“Hey good lookin
Watcha got cookin?”
A voice too deep to be Eve replied,
“Your family.”
“Hey good lookin
Watcha got cookin?”
A voice too deep to be Eve replied,
“Your family.”
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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They call it PTSD
I don't argue with them
They wouldn't believe me that
The ghost of every soldier I killed is still with me
I don't argue with them
They wouldn't believe me that
The ghost of every soldier I killed is still with me
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Pork for dinner?! Sounds perfect, I'm famished!Suomy Nona wrote: ↑Fri Mar 12, 2021 5:08 amSmelling dinner John called out,
“Hey good lookin
Watcha got cookin?”
A voice too deep to be Eve replied,
“Your family.”
Love it
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Weekend getaway (89)
The idyllic b&b had a myriad of breakfast options
The trip was bucolic & other words I only know by context not definition
The trip was bucolic & other words I only know by context not definition
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It was meant to aid in therapy
Tell the doll your fears
Your worries
Your secrets
Now It knows everything
And it's after me
Tell the doll your fears
Your worries
Your secrets
Now It knows everything
And it's after me
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The sounds of kids playing is magical
But they grow up so quickly
get jaded
forget about fun
So I keep going back to get more
But they grow up so quickly
get jaded
forget about fun
So I keep going back to get more
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The sun shone
As we searched the ghost ship
For any sign of life.
At sunset
Our search ended
With groggy-eyed
Vampirates.
As we searched the ghost ship
For any sign of life.
At sunset
Our search ended
With groggy-eyed
Vampirates.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.