Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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I’ve been spending too many nights binge watching.

I don’t get much rest

But I do know your favorite sleeping positions.
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Now insanity is a word I'm hearing a lot
But I saw what I saw
There was a platypus in a fedora and it was fighting a pharmacist
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Every time I saw her my heart skipped a beat
I used to think it was love
But since my heart surgery I know it was a faulty valve
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I came to the edge of the universe much like I did with everything else in life.
Unexpectedly and without a clue why I came.
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BigDumbYak wrote: Sat Mar 06, 2021 7:45 pm I came to the edge of the universe much like I did with everything else in life.
Unexpectedly and without a clue why I came.
I always have to go back to the room I started in to remember why I went into the kitchen, maybe try that?
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The funeral was a solemn event
No pomp or pageantry
The luncheon was much more exciting
As the recently interred arrived
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I capture wild animals
keep them in jars
And force them to fight one other

They call it aberrant behavior
I call it pokémon
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We tried a new sushi place
Then she finally told me she loved me
She's been retching at the toilet since
I hope it's the fish
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dinosaurmonkey wrote: Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:58 pm This is a 100 character story wherein 99 characters are killed in horrific ways, the final character is a sick & twisted 1
Love it! :)
"Give us all some Jelly"
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Horror is the artistic exploration of the darkest of societal taboos
And jump scares from cats inexplicably in closets
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It’s true.

After getting past your rough exterior,

You’re more beautiful on the inside.

I especially like your spleen.
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“I would never break your heart,”
She whispered seductively in my ear.

“Not while you have those perfectly fine bones.”
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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My age is showing
It is obvious around my eyes
By the wrinkles of my furrowed brow
And how much blood I need to drink nightly
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Smelling dinner John called out,

“Hey good lookin
Watcha got cookin?”

A voice too deep to be Eve replied,

“Your family.”
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They call it PTSD
I don't argue with them
They wouldn't believe me that
The ghost of every soldier I killed is still with me
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Suomy Nona wrote: Fri Mar 12, 2021 5:08 am Smelling dinner John called out,

“Hey good lookin
Watcha got cookin?”

A voice too deep to be Eve replied,

“Your family.”
Pork for dinner?! Sounds perfect, I'm famished!
Love it
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The idyllic b&b had a myriad of breakfast options
The trip was bucolic & other words I only know by context not definition
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It was meant to aid in therapy

Tell the doll your fears
Your worries
Your secrets

Now It knows everything
And it's after me
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Post by dinosaurmonkey »

The sounds of kids playing is magical
But they grow up so quickly
get jaded
forget about fun
So I keep going back to get more
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The sun shone
As we searched the ghost ship
For any sign of life.

At sunset
Our search ended
With groggy-eyed
Vampirates.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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