Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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Her offspring wanted a knitted octopus hat. How was she to know that the darn pattern was coded? All hail the Giant Squid!
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Welcome aboard, Hamsterknit!
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Home defense

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The bullet was birthed from the barrel of a gun, had its midlife crisis in flight and died an honorable death upon impact.
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HF605 wrote:The bullet was birthed from the barrel of a gun, had its midlife crisis in flight and died an honorable death upon impact.
Hmmm. You're now 2-for-2 with the gunplay twabbles. Is there someone we should call? :)

Jacket of copper
hollow of point
With your own blood
I thee anoint
You're wounded
I am through
Hope that is
a comfort to you
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It started as a cop story but 100 characters condensed it. I'll cleanse the pallet soon enough. :D
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Palate Cleanser

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Blindness never soured ol' Gary. He's always polite. He even tips his hat and says, "Ma'am" as he passes the fish market.

There. No bullets, no guns. Just plain ol' fun and humor. :)
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You're lucky a certain mod's no longer around. She really "appreciates" that kind of humor. :twisted:
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As in I'd be booted from the forum?
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Nah. Not for one instance of something that minor.
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One large soda, one large popcorn. As he sat down alone in the theater, Raymond smiled. He really enjoyed masturdating.
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Yttermayn wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Yttermayn wrote:As I held my bulging belly she fumed "You should have just used toilet paper; the package even says "Magic Eraser" on it!"


It's funny, I recently posted a toilet twabble. Mine was about tentacles, tendrils or something with an actual toilet.
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Gamer

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Salt crusted domes for eyes. Lips of chapped desert wastelands. Game controller in hand, he wheezes, "one more level."
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Every snowflake is unique, never duplicated.

But in a crowd, snowflakes become snowballs.

Snowballs are all the same.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"
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strawman wrote:But in a crowd, snowflakes become snowballs.
Peaceful snowflakes only become snowballs when they are manhandled by some (snow)booted scoundrel. Fight the power!
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She loved him, but not that much

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Erik buckled into his own dark, inky blood. Debra's finger crushed the trigger again. She cried over him one final time.
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Welcome aboard, Sonofpan!
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Sonofpan wrote:Erik buckled into his own dark, inky blood. Debra's finger crushed the trigger again. She cried over him one final time.
Women!
Can't live with 'em;
Can't live without 'em.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"
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Too Curious
He found the bones while hunting madly for escape. A lot of bones.
There had been other Georges before him. Many Georges.
"Man's natural occupation is war. That and gardening." - Winston Churchill
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"I'm Enery the VIIIth I am"
If anyone wasn't curious, it was Enery.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"
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Fetus.
Newborn.
Infant.
Toddler.
Child.
Youth.
Adult.
Mid-Life.
Senior.
Retiree.
Gramps.
Old Fart.
Dearly Beloved.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"
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