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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:15 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
munsi wrote:Another example of life imitating Nicholas Cage.
A few good shows at first, and then a whole lot of suck? (And then you die.)

No thanks; pass the Metamucil. :wink:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 2:23 pm
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
munsi wrote:Another example of life imitating Nicholas Cage.
A few good shows at first, and then a whole lot of suck? (And then you die.)

No thanks; pass the Metamucil. :wink:
That about sums it up.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:07 am
by Vela
Soon, I will find you and bring you to life, no matter what “they” say. Hungry? Fear not, love. Naysayers are quite tasty.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 3:53 pm
by tbaker2500
Vela wrote:Soon, I will find you and bring you to life, no matter what “they” say. Hungry? Fear not, love. Naysayers are quite tasty.
Nice opening twabble. Welcome to the forums Vela!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:06 pm
by Travelin Corpse Feet
The ZriX invaded Earth in 1998.
They only wanted cheese.
Risk death rays for cheese?
No.
And that’s why the cows are gone.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:01 pm
by tbaker2500
Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:The ZriX invaded Earth in 1998.
They only wanted cheese.
Risk death rays for cheese?
No.
And that’s why the cows are gone.
Nice! :lol:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:06 pm
by MattMooreWrites
The tide again covering the G.W. Bridge’s lower deck, Tom regretted installing the lunar colony’s gravity enhancers.

Anti-Social Networking

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:52 pm
by seani
Eventually he's dead. One anonymous punch from each of us was all it took. We quietly disperse. Until the next Flashmob.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:06 pm
by strawman
Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:The ZriX invaded Earth in 1998.
They only wanted cheese.
Risk death rays for cheese?
No.
And that’s why the cows are gone.
But they let us keep the whales?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:16 pm
by ROU Killing Time
strawman wrote:
Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:The ZriX invaded Earth in 1998.
They only wanted cheese.
Risk death rays for cheese?
No.
And that’s why the cows are gone.
But they let us keep the whales?
Whale cheese > cow cheese.

Any day.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:44 pm
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Yeah, but it takes big big hands to milk a whale. And where are we going to get a bucket that size?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:28 pm
by tbaker2500
They use barrels. Any listener of Norm's music knows this. (Ballad of Jack Taylor.)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:54 pm
by strawman
I've been meaning to ask Norm something. Maybe you can tell me...
exactly where on the whale is the udder?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:21 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
strawman wrote:Maybe you can tell me...
exactly where on the whale is the udder?
Udderneath, of course.

Milking a whale... Sounds suspiciously entendred. :o


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seani wrote:Eventually he's dead. One anonymous punch from each of us was all it took. We quietly disperse. Until the next Flashmob.
I see you've tapped into the SEIU server. Who's their next target?

Casting About

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:27 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Rajiv was not judged by the color of his skin, nor the content of his character.
The glowing red dot on his head marked him.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:39 am
by Travelin Corpse Feet
strawman wrote:I've been meaning to ask Norm something. Maybe you can tell me...
exactly where on the whale is the udder?
Same place it would be on a ship.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:24 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Tom created the perfect tape, strong as steel and waterproof. It stuck to anything.
Alas, it wouldn't come off the roll.

Add water to make gravy

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:17 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Desperate, Pam dared Death to a competition.
But after a "brief" match, the Reaper gladly lost the wet T-shirt contest.

Re: Add water to make gravy

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:41 pm
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Desperate, Pam dared Death to a competition.
But after a "brief" match, the Reaper gladly lost the wet T-shirt contest.
Order of The Stick fan eh? :)

Re: Add water to make gravy

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:09 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:Order of The Stick fan eh? :)
Yeah, it's a good strip.


"Great artists steal!" Toscanini always said.
His wife always responded, "Because they can't pay the rent. Get a job."