Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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The cop glowered at the rotund dodo as it pecked upon a martini. "What are you?" he growled. "Some kind of stool-pigeon?"
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Dwight hummed as he ghosted his target, gun in one pocket, eggs in the other. What would it be today: soft or hard-boiled?
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As the great World Serpent stirred, Odin faced the other Gods, single eye ablaze. "Time to Ragnarok 'n' roll!" he cried.
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Great caption for a Far-Side cartoon. Just add drawing.gustomaestro wrote:The cop glowered at the rotund dodo as it pecked upon a martini. "What are you?" he growled. "Some kind of stool-pigeon?"
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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You left out the part about: "or the Lord will call Norm Sherman home!"revsleestaxx wrote:and lo i came upon a burning bush. And the lord spoke to me. he said to send 5 dollars to paypal acct drabblecast@yahoo.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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I just realize that I forgot to post my Father's Day card!
Honor your ma and pa. That was one of the 10, how did you treat them? Suggestions? Yet, you barely called. To Hell with you!

Honor your ma and pa. That was one of the 10, how did you treat them? Suggestions? Yet, you barely called. To Hell with you!
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
He wept over the crushed mushrooms and tiny broken blue bodies.
Staring up at the Blue Moon Papa Smurf swore vengeance!!
Staring up at the Blue Moon Papa Smurf swore vengeance!!
Tobias - Lord of...you know...stuff.
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The alien doppelganger realized her mistake,
her plans for world domination were ruined,
She mooed as the hammer fell.
her plans for world domination were ruined,
She mooed as the hammer fell.
Tobias - Lord of...you know...stuff.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
His entire life was devoted to not being half-assed in anything. Finally, he achieved his goal. He became an ass-whole.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Boo!strawman wrote:His entire life was devoted to not being half-assed in anything. Finally, he achieved his goal. He became an ass-whole.
Besides, don't be so quick to judge...
"Dear, I'm not sure Bruno is a good boy."
"Jeeze Mom, if he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 700 hours of community service?"
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While pondering religious hypocrisy, he thought "What if money spent on churches was actually used to help humanity?"
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Depressed, Tom assiduously applied his life to the pursuit of weightlessness, because gravity just brought him down.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Yup, the earth still sucks.strawman wrote:Depressed, Tom assiduously applied his life to the pursuit of weightlessness, because gravity just brought him down.
All the answers lay in her cold, dead fist. No one thought to look there before the burial.
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Casting an eye about the room, he saw only the living partying here. Chastised, he walked back out to mingle with his own.
All the answers lay in her cold, dead fist. No one thought to look there before the burial.
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Boo!Domition wrote:Yup, the earth still sucks.strawman wrote:Depressed, Tom assiduously applied his life to the pursuit of weightlessness, because gravity just brought him down.
And...
Boo!
¿Weighty puns?
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Ah but it does. What benefits Baal, benefits us all -- just ask him.Priestess wrote:While pondering religious hypocrisy, he thought "What if money spent on churches was actually used to help humanity?"
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Pinocchio saw his father smoking a pipe one evening. It looked fun. One match strike and it was back to the carving board.
A story doesn't have to have be happy, to gain happiness from a story.
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Lying on the carving board watching his face fall away in chunks, Pinocchio realized what Geppetto meant by "shaving".LizPennies wrote:Pinocchio saw his father smoking a pipe one evening. It looked fun. One match strike and it was back to the carving board.
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