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gustomaestro · Post by **gustomaestro** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:28 pm

The cop glowered at the rotund dodo as it pecked upon a martini. "What are you?" he growled. "Some kind of stool-pigeon?"

gustomaestro · Post by **gustomaestro** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:50 pm

Dwight hummed as he ghosted his target, gun in one pocket, eggs in the other. What would it be today: soft or hard-boiled?

gustomaestro · Post by **gustomaestro** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:39 pm

As the great World Serpent stirred, Odin faced the other Gods, single eye ablaze. "Time to Ragnarok 'n' roll!" he cried.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:46 pm

gustomaestro wrote:The cop glowered at the rotund dodo as it pecked upon a martini. "What are you?" he growled. "Some kind of stool-pigeon?"

Great caption for a Far-Side cartoon. Just add drawing.

revsleestaxx · Post by **revsleestaxx** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:25 pm

and lo i came upon a burning bush. And the lord spoke to me. he said to send 5 dollars to paypal acct drabblecast@yahoo.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:45 pm

revsleestaxx wrote:and lo i came upon a burning bush. And the lord spoke to me. he said to send 5 dollars to paypal acct drabblecast@yahoo.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

You left out the part about: "or the Lord will call Norm Sherman home!"

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:50 pm

I just realize that I forgot to post my Father's Day card!

Honor your ma and pa. That was one of the 10, how did you treat them? Suggestions? Yet, you barely called. To Hell with you!

tobias · Post by **tobias** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:47 am

He wept over the crushed mushrooms and tiny broken blue bodies.
Staring up at the Blue Moon Papa Smurf swore vengeance!!

tobias · Post by **tobias** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:46 am

The alien doppelganger realized her mistake,
her plans for world domination were ruined,
She mooed as the hammer fell.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:01 pm

His entire life was devoted to not being half-assed in anything. Finally, he achieved his goal. He became an ass-whole.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:10 pm

strawman wrote:His entire life was devoted to not being half-assed in anything. Finally, he achieved his goal. He became an ass-whole.

Boo!

Besides, don't be so quick to judge...

"Dear, I'm not sure Bruno is a good boy."

"Jeeze Mom, if he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 700 hours of community service?"

Priestess · Post by **Priestess** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:40 pm

While pondering religious hypocrisy, he thought "What if money spent on churches was actually used to help humanity?"

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:02 pm

Depressed, Tom assiduously applied his life to the pursuit of weightlessness, because gravity just brought him down.

Domition · Post by **Domition** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:38 am

strawman wrote:Depressed, Tom assiduously applied his life to the pursuit of weightlessness, because gravity just brought him down.

Yup, the earth still sucks.

Domition · Post by **Domition** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:40 am

Casting an eye about the room, he saw only the living partying here. Chastised, he walked back out to mingle with his own.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 2:10 am

Domition wrote:
strawman wrote:Depressed, Tom assiduously applied his life to the pursuit of weightlessness, because gravity just brought him down.
Yup, the earth still sucks.

Boo!
And...
Boo!

¿Weighty puns?

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 2:13 am

Priestess wrote:While pondering religious hypocrisy, he thought "What if money spent on churches was actually used to help humanity?"

Ah but it does. What benefits Baal, benefits us all -- just ask him.

Welcome aboard!

LizPennies · Post by **LizPennies** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:28 pm

Pinocchio saw his father smoking a pipe one evening. It looked fun. One match strike and it was back to the carving board.

Priestess · Post by **Priestess** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:01 pm

LizPennies wrote:Pinocchio saw his father smoking a pipe one evening. It looked fun. One match strike and it was back to the carving board.

Lying on the carving board watching his face fall away in chunks, Pinocchio realized what Geppetto meant by "shaving".

Mr. Tweedy · Post by **Mr. Tweedy** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:11 pm

The On’Chi begged mercy from the gods of rivers, rain and springs. Upstream, the An’Whi boasted of their clever sewers.

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