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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:50 am

Mikes wrote:‘Is there anybody there?’
Nothing. Then the glass jerked across the board.
One head looked up. ‘OK, who owns Park Lane?’
What are you, the frakking Sphinx or something?

Hey, there's a MBDM contestant: The Sphinxcter, (His shit is tightest) I'm not as good as jonathan with attributes, records, and backstory. So jonathan, if you like the concept, maybe you will elaborate...
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Post by Mikes » Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:54 am

strawman wrote: What are you, the frakking Sphinx or something?
? Maybe it's early, but I'm not understanding?
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Post by strawman » Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:02 am

Sounds like a riddle to me. (Cry for help).
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Seeing it fall from the sky and roll to a stop, they now had proof of life on earth. But were destroyed by the rover's tires.
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Re: General Content

Post by Dairmid » Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:46 pm

TheJebi wrote:People thought General Content was boring, so he staged a Coup d'état, and now he is known as Supreme Commander Content.
Excellent. Love this kind of word play.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Priestess » Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:31 pm

Please forgive the terrible cheesiness of this one. I don't know what came over me this afternoon, but due to the re-emergence of General Content, it just had to be done. :?

Having read through the lengthy military reports, General Content was generally contented with the general content.
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Post by strawman » Fri Sep 03, 2010 2:32 am

He was self-satisfied kind of guy.
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Post by Etaan » Fri Sep 03, 2010 2:05 pm

Mikes wrote:‘Is there anybody there?’
Nothing. Then the glass jerked across the board.
One head looked up. ‘OK, who owns Park Lane?’
Isn't it Park Place?
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Post by vburn » Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:40 pm

Mike never tired of the old we're going to crash joke. Look in what's left of the cockpit and see the smile on his dead face.
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Game over

Post by Farseeker » Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:56 pm

As blood drained and darkness closed in, in the distance he could hear a child shout triumphantly, “20! A critical hit!”
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Post by ejbman » Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:40 am

A thousand pounds of not-so-fresh squid appeared at HQ. The sore losers calling card: 'To the winner goes the spoiled.'
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Post by Mikes » Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:50 am

Etaan wrote:
Mikes wrote:‘Is there anybody there?’
Nothing. Then the glass jerked across the board.
One head looked up. ‘OK, who owns Park Lane?’
Isn't it Park Place?
Depends what country you buy the game in.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:54 am

Gadzooks! So that's it?!

The glass jerked?
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We lunched under Mama Ninfa's gleeful smile. Too late, we discovered the special of the day was her mustard gas fajitas.
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There was pandemonium at CERN after a panda got into the Large Hadron Collider, and smashed into sub-atomic particles.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:15 pm

Black and White Animals, Part 1, spoken by then-cub reporter Connor Choadsworth
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by babydyke » Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:24 pm

Primer

See Jane. See Jane run. See Spot. See Spot run. See Jane trip. Get up Jane! See Spot jump. See Spot feed. Bad Spot! Kill him!
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Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:49 pm

Hee hee...
Welcome to the forums!
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Post by munsi » Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:07 am

babydyke wrote:Primer

See Jane. See Jane run. See Spot. See Spot run. See Jane trip. Get up Jane! See Spot jump. See Spot feed. Bad Spot! Kill him!
....nice! i really like this one :D
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ejbman » Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:29 am

babydyke wrote:Primer

See Jane. See Jane run. See Spot. See Spot run. See Jane trip. Get up Jane! See Spot jump. See Spot feed. Bad Spot! Kill him!
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