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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:30 am
by Mikes
I would read this to my son.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:48 am
by ejbman
Embarrassed by your tentacles? School girls laugh at you instead of scream? Try Elder Gods herbal enhancement remedy!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:35 pm
by munsi
I was sure you'd been replaced with a robot duplicate, but when I opened you up to check, it was you. Boy, was my face red...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:24 am
by babydyke
Thanks!

THIS BLAME / SHAME GAME or SOUL SNATCHER

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:19 am
by Una arborensis
When you wield the blade that is jade,
It always rips thy fingertips.
Slick with blood,
Life turns to mud.
No hope
in rope.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:58 am
by Mikes
Thank you for buying the DETHOTRON 6, the latest in genocide tech.

To use; ignite fuse, back up and place fingers in ears.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:33 pm
by munsi
"Cherish each moment of life," the spirit told me, "it can end quicker than you think. Mine did."
So now I cherish life...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:03 pm
by babydyke
“This isn't what I foresaw when they hired me,” Marian panted.

"Why else would I specify virgins?" the unicorn replied.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:45 pm
by strawman
hrunh?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:01 pm
by babydyke
strawman wrote:hrunh?
Um...think about it? Or maybe it's just obvious to me. :?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:10 pm
by strawman
I been thinkin' at the redline of the strawman's capacity, which is actually the standard for a vegetative state.

Unicorns are supposedly the embodiment of purity, so it's some kind of twist that plays on virgins, and the panting is odd... Slight suggestion of bestiality, or is that just my vestigial brainstem singing that damn song again?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:16 pm
by babydyke
strawman wrote:I been thinkin' at the redline of the strawman's capacity, which is actually the standard for a vegetative state.

Unicorns are supposedly the embodiment of purity, so it's some kind of twist that plays on virgins, and the panting is odd... Slight suggestion of bestiality, or is that just my vestigial brainstem singing that damn song again?
Perhaps not so slight a suggestion :wink: I was making a play on the "only goes for virgins" guy stereotype. It's always seemed a little odd to me that unicorns want to lay their "horns" in a girl's lap (hurr hurr). It's a pretty bad joke, told at a sideways angle.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:03 am
by strawman
Yeah, I see. Use the purity angle to get past their defenses and gain their trust, and then...
Yeah, I think I've known guys like that.

But never a unicorn.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:51 am
by munsi
How many zombies does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't know, don't care, and there's NO way you're opening that door!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:53 pm
by CLP
munsi wrote:How many zombies does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't know, don't care, and there's NO way you're opening that door!
Awesome!

Just Memory

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:54 pm
by CLP
You, suitcase in hand, slam the door after you.
I, hard drive grinding, yearn for you to be just memory
So I can delete you.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:28 pm
by Mikes
munsi wrote:How many zombies does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't know, don't care, and there's NO way you're opening that door!
Um, can we close this thread? I really don't see how anyone can top this.

Elimination

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:26 pm
by CLP
After Earth was destroyed, I personally eliminated the stragglers. Only one human remains. I put the gun in my mouth...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:56 pm
by munsi
They said my plan would kill us all, but ask any of the survivors fleeing the city and they'll tell you that wasn't true...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 1:15 am
by tbaker2500
munsi wrote:How many zombies does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't know, don't care, and there's NO way you're opening that door!
That's my munsi! Too funny, man.